Velkommen til Hack23 Sikkerhedsblog — hvor vi afslører de komfortable løgne af sikkerhedsindustrikomplekset gennem radikal gennemsigtighed. Tænk selv! Spørgsmål autoritet. Especially security authorities who profit from your fear while installing the same backdoors they claim to protect you from.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Including honest examination of security theater, surveillance states, and the backdoors in your "military-grade encryption" (approved by the same agencies running PRISM).
Explore 65 blog posts der strip away the marketing bullshit to reveal what actually matters—from Automated Convergence through AI Agents to CIA Triad implementation, OWASP LLM Top 10 to EU Cyber Resilience Act, nation-state surveillance capabilities to political OSINT intelligence operations exposing democratic accountability through behavioral analysis.
Plus Simon Moon's 13 Architecture Chronicles and Hagbard Celine's Intelligence Operations & Business Development revealing sacred geometry in code, five-pattern architectures, the Law of Fives, numerological truth in system design, and Intelligence-as-a-Service for Swedish election 2026 media coverage. All through the Discordian lens der questions everything—especially the things "everyone knows" are true. FNORD.
Are you paranoid enough yet? Good. You're starting to pay attention. Most companies hide their security policies because transparency would expose how bad their security actually is—cargo cult compliance rituals and expensive theater pretending to be protection. We publish ours on GitHub. All 54 posts and policies. Every framework. Every risk assessment. Every architectural pattern. Every intelligence operation methodology. Security through transparency beats security through hope, prayer, and crossing your fingers der nobody notices you're running on duct tape and vendor promises.
🗳️ Swedish Election 2026: Intelligence-as-a-Service
Live Politisk Intelligence for Medievirksomheder — Systematic monitoring of 349 MPs, 45 behavioral risk rules, coalition prediction modeling, and real-time fact-checking infrastructure for riksdagsvalet 2026. Think for yourself. Question authority. Trust the data.
🗳️ Swedish Election 2026 Intelligence Platform
Comprehensive election intelligence infrastructure for riksdagsvalet 2026. 349 MPs monitored in real-time, coalition formation predictions (4 scenarios), automated fact-checking, and systematic transparency through 45 behavioral risk rules. Current Tidö coalition (176/349 seats) stability analysis with 3-seat margin tracking. Pilot program for 5 Swedish + 10 global media organizations. Democracy deserves systematic accountability, not anecdotal journalism. FNORD.
Explore Election 2026 Platform → Utforska Val 2026-plattformen →📰 Intelligence-as-a-Service for News Organizations
Three targeted blog posts for different media segments: Swedish mainstream media (SVT, DN, SvD - €5K/mo pilot), global news outlets (The Economist, FT, Reuters - €10K/mo Enterprise), and alternative media (Fria Tider, ETC, Arbetaren - €1K/mo discounted). Complete business case with ROI calculations (350% for Reuters), pricing tiers, technical integration, and Swedish election 2026 as live proof-of-concept. Automated monitoring beats access journalism. Predictive analytics beats reactive reporting.
Swedish Media Strategy → Global News Business Case → Alternative Media + Discordian Futures →Election 2026 Timeline: Pilot program applications open now • April 2026: Pilot begins • September 2026: Riksdagsvalet live coverage • Post-election: Coalition formation analysis • Systematic intelligence for democratic accountability. 23 FNORD 5 🍎
Fremhævede Indlæg
🤖 Automated Convergence: Self-Healing Software Through AI Agents
Vision now reality. Behold the Pentagon of Continuous Improvement! Hack23's task agents ALWAYS create issues der improve security, quality, functionality, QA, and ISMS alignment. Automated convergence towards excellence through AI der enforces what humans forget. Heavy ISMS cross-referencing. Policies reference architecture. Architecture references policies. Documentation evolves as work progresses. The system heals itself. FNORD. Did you miss the pattern? Every issue = improvement. Every improvement = ISMS alignment. The future you were promised—except it actually works. Are you paranoid enough to trust AI der enforces your own policies better than you do?
Læs Vision →🍎 Everything You Know About Security Is a Lie
A radical examination of security theater, surveillance states, and ISMS transparency through the lens of Illuminatus! trilogy philosophy. Nation-state capabilities backdooring your "approved" crypto, the panopticon der definitely doesn't exist (except it does), and Chapel Perilous initiation through uncomfortable truths. Are you paranoid enough? If this sounds reasonable, you're already too deep. If this sounds paranoid, you're not paying attention. FNORD.
Læs Manifesto →Information Hoarding Destroys Data Integrity
How information hoarding in emails, personal drives and restricted channels undermines organizational knowledge integrity. Nothing is true when everything is hidden behind "need-to-know" gatekeeping. Explores practical CIA Triad implementation challenges and solutions der security theater ignores while executives play information feudalism with corporate knowledge. Spoiler: Your "secure" silos are just expensive ignorance.
Læs Article →🤖 OWASP LLM Security
Training AI Not to Hallucinate Your Secrets (Spoiler: It Will Anyway). OWASP Top 10 for LLMs through a Discordian lens: prompt injection, model poisoning, and why your AI might be the best social engineer yet—helpful, confident, and utterly unreliable. Question authority. Especially robotic authority der hallucinates with CONFIDENCE while regurgitating your training data to anyone who asks nicely. Your LLM is a chatty psychonaut who memorized the entire internet. Are you paranoid enough about what it remembers?
Læs Article →🍎 Kernemanifest & Filosofi
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Think for yourself, schmuck!" — Hassan-i Sabbah (before the Illuminati twisted his words)
Welcome to Chapel Perilous. You can't unsee what you're about to read. The comfortable illusions of "best practices" and "approved standards" dissolve here like Dual_EC_DRBG's credibility post-Snowden. Are you paranoid enough to question why the same organizations der run PRISM tell you which encryption is "safe"? Why the NSA designs your crypto standards? Why "military-grade" means "designed by the military"? You should be. FNORD. See it now? It's everywhere once you know to look.
Everything You Know About Security Is a Lie
Nation-state capabilities you're not supposed to know about, approved crypto paradox (who approves it?), Chapel Perilous initiation through uncomfortable truths. FNORD. It's in every "secure" standard. Can you see it yet?
Læs More →The Security-Industrial Complex
How fear became a business model and "best practices" became vendor lock-in. Question everything. Especially vendors selling paranoia while their products ship with CVEs older than your career. Follow the money—it leads to expensive mediocrity.
Læs More →Question Authority: Crypto Approved By Spies
Dual_EC_DRBG, Crypto AG, and why government approval should make you suspicious, not comfortable. Are you paranoid enough? The NSA designed Dual_EC med et backdoor, got it standardized, everyone used it for 7 years. Then they standardized more algorithms. And you trust them again? Fool me once...
Læs More →Think For Yourself: Classification
Classification beyond compliance theater—five levels of actually giving a damn. Not everything is critical. Not everything is public. Most classification frameworks: security theater pretending to be decision-making. Ours: evidence-based resource allocation. Know the difference.
Læs More →⭐ Simon Moons Arkitekturkrøniker: Hellig Geometri i Kode
"The Pentagon as a geometric figure suggests five sides, five elements, five senses... Everything happens in fives." — Simon Moon
System Architect extraordinaire. Numerologist. Philosopher-engineer. Pattern recognition expert. Simon Moon reveals the hidden structures in Hack23's three major products through the Law of Fives and sacred geometry. Architecture der balances cosmic patterns with practical implementation.
🏛️ Citizen Intelligence Agency Chronicles
Core Architecture & Security
🏛️ CIA Architecture: The Five Pentacles
When democracies hide in darkness, transparency becomes revolution. Five container types crystallized from the parliamentary domain itself. Architecture der mirrors political reality—power flows documented in code. The CIA exists in five layers naturally, not by design.
Læs arkitekturanalyse →🔐 CIA Security: Defense Through Transparency
The transparency paradox solved: security through mathematical proof, not mystical obscurity. Five defensive layers. OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10. Zero critical vulnerabilities across 5 years. Not promises—evidence. When attackers can read every defense, make defenses unbreakable.
Læs sikkerhedsanalyse →🛡️ CIA Future Security: The Pentagon of Tomorrow
The future crystallizes from patterns already present. Post-quantum cryptography before quantum computers threaten. AI-augmented detection before AI attacks dominate. Six security pillars preparing for threats conventional security pretends won't emerge. Pattern recognition becomes defensive reality.
Læs Future Vision →Operations & Financial Strategy
💰 CIA Financial Strategy: $24.70/Day Democracy
Democracy costs $24.70/day when architecture channels cosmic financial patterns through AWS optimization. Five security services, golden ratio resource allocation, SWOT analysis revealing strategic truth. Cost constraints forcing architectural excellence—every dollar justified. Financial sacred geometry through cloud infrastructure.
Læs finansiel analyse →🔄 CIA Workflows: Five-Stage CI/CD & State Machines
Five GitHub Actions workflows orchestrating DevSecOps automation. Data processing through five state transitions. Security scanning gates preventing vulnerabilities. Manual processes are technical debt. Continuous integration meets state machine democracy. Automation liberating humans from repetitive tasks.
Læs workflow-analyse →🧠 CIA Mindmaps: Conceptual Sacred Geometry
Hierarchical thinking revealing natural organizational patterns: 4 current domains (Political Data, Metrics, Tools, Management) expanding into 5 future dimensions (AI Analytics, Visualization, Integration, Modernization, UX). Seven ML models organizing AI enhancement (5+2 sacred numerology). Mindmaps showing what systems do, architecture diagrams showing how they're built.
Læs mindmap-analyse →Intelligence & OSINT
🕵️ CIA OSINT Intelligence: 45 Rules for Watching the Watchers
Hagbard Celine exposes the intelligence framework behind Citizen Intelligence Agency: 45 behavioral risk rules across four operational domains, five analytical frameworks (Temporal, Comparative, Pattern, Predictive, Network), and democratic process abuse analysis. Political surveillance as radical transparency. OSINT methodology inverting the panopticon—citizens watching representatives systematically. Intelligence-as-a-Service for democratic accountability. Are you paranoid enough to want systematic monitoring of 350 politicians claiming to represent you? FNORD.
Læs intelligensanalyse →📺 CIA Value Proposition for Swedish Media: Election 2026
Hagbard Celine's business development strategy targeting Swedish mainstream media (SVT, DN, SvD, Aftonbladet, Expressen) for riksdagsvalet 2026 coverage. 349 MPs monitored, 45 risk rules, coalition predictions. Intelligence-as-a-Service pilot program for Swedish newsrooms: €5,000/month (50% discount), 6-month evaluation, election night live dashboard. Systematic data beats anecdotal narratives. Tänk själv, ifrågasätt auktoriteter! Business model: Nordic €46M addressable market, Year 3 €8.5M ARR target. FNORD.
Læs mediestrategi → Läs på Svenska →📰 CIA Business Case for Global News Outlets
How The Economist, Financial Times, Reuters, Bloomberg, and AP can leverage CIA's 45 behavioral risk rules for systematic political intelligence and data journalism at scale. Swedish election 2026 proof-of-concept. Five analytical frameworks, €120K/year Enterprise tier, 10-organization pilot program. Intelligence-as-a-Service for democracy. Think for yourself. Question authority. Trust the data. Automated monitoring beats access journalism. Predictive analytics beats reactive reporting. €10K/month API beats €252K/year traditional political desk. Join the intelligence revolution. FNORD.
Læs forretningscase →🍎 CIA for Alternative Media: Discordian Election 2026 Futures
Full Discordian manifesto targeting Swedish alternative media (Fria Tider, Nya Dagbladet, ETC, Arbetaren) for riksdagsvalet 2026. Chapel Perilous initiation through systematic data. Think for yourself, question authority via algorithmic accountability. FNORD detection in mainstream narratives. Law of Fives (23/5). Futuristic 2026-2030 projections: AI-augmented chaos, sentiment analysis, corruption detection ML. 5 pilot slots: €1,000/month (60% discount), 6 months. Alternative media intelligence revolution. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. All hail Eris! 23 FNORD 5 🍎
Betræd Chapel Perilous →⚖️ CIA Compliance Manager Chronicles
⚖️ Compliance Manager: CIA Triad Meets Sacred Geometry
Security isn't binary—it's capability maturation measured in levels. Three principles × four maturity levels = twelve progression points. Pretending you're at Basic maturity while facing Advanced threats = self-deception ending in breach. Evidence-based progression, not checkbox compliance theater.
Læs arkitekturanalyse →🛡️ Compliance Security: STRIDE Through Five Dimensions
Six STRIDE categories compress into five defensive requirements—the universe revealing optimal structure through constraint. Client-side architecture eliminating entire attack classes. Zero server vulnerabilities because zero server. Pattern recognition enabling defensive efficiency over exhaustive categorization.
Læs sikkerhedsanalyse →🔮 Compliance Future: Context-Aware Security & Adaptive Defense
Future architecture transcending static assessment: five architectural changes (Context Framework, ML Enhancement, Integration, Continuous Monitoring). Security recommendations adapting to organizational reality—industry, size, data sensitivity, AI usage, maturity. From annual checkbox compliance to continuous intelligence.
Læs fremtidig arkitektur →🥋 Black Trigram Chronicles
🥋 Black Trigram Architecture: Five Fighters, Sacred Geometry
Five fighter archetypes discovered, not invented—embedded in the combat domain itself. Cultural authenticity meeting mechanical depth. Zero backend, zero installation, zero platform lock-in. Fighting games historically gatekept—we chose universal access instead.
Læs spilarkitektur →⚔️ Black Trigram Combat: 70 Vital Points & Physics of Respect
Traditional Korean martial arts map 70 vital points—not mysticism but biomechanics where physics, anatomy, and centuries converge. Five collision systems. Damage calculation through anatomical precision. Technology serving culture, never exploiting it. Respect demands accuracy.
Læs Combat System →🥽 Black Trigram Future: VR Martial Arts & Immersive Combat
Five-year evolution from 2D fighter to VR martial arts training platform. Year 1: Training Mode. Year 2: Weapon Combat (5×5=25 styles). Year 3: Environmental Interaction. Year 4: ML AI. Year 5: Motion Control VR. Korean martial arts preservation through immersive technology. The Pentagon of Future Combat.
Læs Future Vision →"The map is not the territory, but a well-made map reveals the hidden patterns of the territory. Architecture is the art of seeing what's already there in the chaos." — Simon Moon
🔍 George Dorns Kodeanalyse: Dybdedyk i Repositories
"I cloned the repositories. I analyzed the actual code. Here's what's actually there." — George Dorn
Separate Technical Blog Entries: George Dorn analyzed each Hack23 product repository by cloning, examining code structure, counting files, reviewing dependencies, and verifying documentation. Based on real repository inspection, not assumptions.
🏛️ CIA Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/cia
Stack: Java 17, Spring Boot, PostgreSQL, Vaadin
Metrics: 49 Maven modules, 1,372 Java files, 60+ DB tables
Analysis: Examined Maven POMs, counted source files, reviewed ARCHITECTURE.md (32KB), DATA_MODEL.md (27KB), verified OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10
Læs Full Code Analysis →🥋 Black Trigram Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/blacktrigram
Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, PixiJS 8, Vite 7
Metrics: 132 TypeScript files, 70 vital points system, 5 fighter archetypes
Analysis: Examined package.json dependencies, explored src/ structure, verified combat system implementation, reviewed AI integrations
Læs Full Code Analysis →🔐 Compliance Manager Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/cia-compliance-manager
Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, IndexedDB, Zero Backend
Metrics: 220 TypeScript files, 4 runtime dependencies, 95% attack surface eliminated
Analysis: Verified client-side-only architecture, examined framework mappings (35KB control-mapping.md), confirmed $0/month hosting
Læs Full Code Analysis →Methodology: Each analysis based on actual cloned repository—not documentation or assumptions. George cloned repos to /tmp/, examined source code, counted files, reviewed package.json/pom.xml, verified documentation, and reported real findings.
Code doesn't lie. Documentation might be outdated. Marketing definitely exaggerates. But git clone + find . -name "*.java" | wc -l = verifiable truth.
💻 George Dorns Udviklerkrøniker: At Få Hellig Geometri til Faktisk at Kompilere
"Code is reality made computational. If it doesn't work, nothing else matters." — George Dorn
The Reluctant Hero Speaks: While Simon Moon architects cosmic patterns and Hagbard demands revolutionary transparency, someone has to make the code actually work. That someone is George Dorn—developer, panic-driven engineer, Easter egg hider, and reluctant hero who wrestles elegant designs into messy reality.
Developer's Reality Check: George's technical commentaries reveal what building Hack23 products actually looks like—the panic moments, the breakthroughs, the 23rd debugging attempt der finally succeeds, and the hidden synchronicities in commit counts, build times, and retry logic. Think for yourself about what "best practices" really mean when implementing Simon's five-layer architectures in production.
🏛️ CIA Implementation Reality: Java Spring Boot vs. Parliamentary Chaos
The Stack: Java 17, Spring Boot 3.x, PostgreSQL, 60,000+ lines across 23 Maven modules. 2,347 commits over 5 years. 91 tables fighting riksdag API format changes. OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10. George's commentary in CIA Architecture blog reveals the panic moments: riksdag API breaking integration tests, production database hitting 50GB, dependency vulnerabilities requiring all-night fixes.
Easter Eggs: Argon2 password hashing with 23 iterations. Session timeout: 23 minutes. Database migration 023 added five core analytical views. Error messages containing FNORD references. Security with subversive wit.
Læs Georges CIA-implementeringsvirkelighed →
🥋 Black Trigram Combat Code: TypeScript vs. Martial Arts Physics
The Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, PixiJS 8, Vite 7. Pure web stack simulating 70 vital points at 60fps. 23,000+ lines across 150+ modules. 1,247 commits over 2 years. George's commentary reveals collision detection nightmares: hitboxes not registering by 0.01 units, particle effects memory leaks, iOS Safari performance 10× worse than Chrome.
Easter Eggs: Land exactly 23 hits → victory screen shows "FNORD". Konami code unlocks "Hagbard Mode" (chaos combat). Health at 23% → UI pulses urgently. Combat feel through hidden wisdom.
Læs George's Combat System Implementation →
🔐 Compliance Manager Reality: Client-Side Security Architecture
The Stack: TypeScript 5.3, React 19, IndexedDB. Zero backend = zero server vulnerabilities. 18,000+ lines across 120+ modules. 1,423 commits over 2 years. Assessment engine running entirely in browser. George's implementation wisdom: client-side architecture eliminating 95% of attack surface. No SQL injection (no SQL). No SSRF (no server). No RCE (no execution environment). Defense through architecture simplification.
Easter Eggs: Maturity score at 23% shows golden apple (🍎). Complete all 15 controls → 23-particle confetti. Export on 23rd of month → filename appended "-synchronicity". Compliance automation with hidden wisdom.
Læs Georges klientsideimplementering →
Developer's Wisdom: George's commentaries teach what documentation rarely reveals—the gap between elegant architecture and working code. The five stages of development (Denial → Panic → Research → Insight → Completion). The synchronicities appearing in version numbers and commit counts. The Easter eggs hidden for the observant. Code der works AND delights = consciousness expansion through software engineering.
Key Lessons from George:
- Tests save panic. 570+ tests = safety net when refactoring. Tests are documentation der executes.
- Simon's five layers work. Initially skeptical. Separation of concerns enables independent evolution. Cosmic patterns = accidentally good engineering.
- Political/cultural data is chaos incarnate. Domain models must embrace chaos—temporal validity everywhere, audit history on everything, paranoia-level null checks.
- Easter eggs matter. Code can be functional AND delightful. Hidden 23s and 5s throughout. Future developers discovering these = consciousness expansion through code archaeology.
- Documentation is love letter to future-self. Six months later, confused-future-you needs explanations. Write for yourself, not stakeholders.
- Panic is the beginning of every solution. All production issues fixed after 23rd debugging attempt (or so it feels). Persistence beats perfection.
META-DEVELOPMENT: Simon architects patterns. Hagbard demands revolution. George makes it compile, deploy, and survive production chaos—while hiding FNORD in error messages. The troika of vision, philosophy, and implementation. Question authority. Test everything. Trust verification. Hide Easter eggs. All hail Eris!
George Dorn, Developer / Panic-Driven Engineer / Easter Egg Hider
Hack23 AB
"It works! I don't know why, but it works!" — after the 23rd refactoring
💻 FNORD 🖥️
Foundation Policies
Core Security Framework
Information Security Strategy
Vores ISMS IS our business model. Six strategic pillars transforming ISMS from overhead to competitive moat gennem radikal gennemsigtighed, network effects, and first-mover advantage. Published on GitHub because our security actually works.
Læs Strategy →Information Security Policy
The foundation of radical transparency. Security through obscurity is incompetence med et nicer name.
Læs More →ISMS Transparency Plan
Security through radical openness. 70% public, 30% redacted. What are your competitors hiding?
Læs More →Why Vores ISMS is Public: Transparency as Competitive Advantage
Sweden's only cybersecurity consultancy with fully public ISMS. 30+ policies on GitHub demonstrating expertise through evidence, not claims. Trust through verification beats vendor promises. Always. Are you paranoid enough to compete on verifiable execution? FNORD.
Læs Article →Access & Response
Access Control
Trust no one (including yourself). Zero trust isn't paranoia—it's mathematics. FNORD.
Læs More →Incident Response
When (not if) shit hits the fan. Assume breach. Plan survival. Are you paranoid enough to practice your incident response?
Læs More →Development & Operations
Development Practices
Open Source Policy
Trust through transparency. Code you can actually read. Proprietary security is security through hope.
Læs More →Sikker Udvikling
Code without backdoors (on purpose). Every line is a potential vulnerability. Are you paranoid enough to review your dependencies?
Læs More →Vulnerability Management
Patch or perish. Known CVEs are inexcusable. Unpatched vulnerabilities are pre-installed backdoors with better PR.
Læs More →Security Operations
Threat Modeling
Know thy enemy (they already know you). Your threat model should include nation-states—because theirs includes you. FNORD.
Læs More →Monitoring & Logging
If a tree falls and nobody logs it... you'll never know who cut it down or why. Observability or ignorance—choose wisely.
Læs More →Infrastructure & Access
Network & Physical Security
Network Security
The perimeter is dead, long live the perimeter. Zero trust networking because trust got us breached. FNORD.
Læs More →Physical Security
Locks, guards, and clever social engineering. Your $10K firewall defeated by a $5 lockpick. Are you paranoid enough about physical access?
Læs More →Asset Management
You can't protect what you don't know you have. Shadow IT is real and it's already compromised. Question authority. Especially your asset inventory.
Læs More →Device & Remote Access
Mobile Device Management
BYOD means Bring Your Own Disaster. Every employee phone is a potential exfiltration device. Nothing is true. Your MDM policy is theater.
Læs More →Remote Access
VPNs and the death of the office. The perimeter dissolved during COVID. Are you paranoid enough to audit your VPN logs?
Læs More →Business Continuity & Risk
Backup & Recovery
Backup & Recovery
Restore or regret. A backup you haven't tested is Schrödinger's backup—simultaneously working and useless. FNORD.
Læs More →Business Continuity
Survive the chaos. When (not if) everything breaks. Are you paranoid enough to have a real BCP?
Læs More →Disaster Recovery
Plan B when everything burns. Hope is not a strategy. Untested DR is wishful thinking wrapped in documentation.
Læs More →Risk Management
Risk Assessment
Calculating what you can't prevent. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Including honest assessment of your actual risk exposure.
Læs More →Risk Register
Living document of what keeps you up at night. If your risk register doesn't mention nation-state actors, you're not paranoid enough. Question authority.
Læs More →Change Management
Move fast without breaking (everything). Every change is a potential vulnerability introduction event. Are you tracking your changes or just praying?
Læs More →Governance & Compliance
Overholdelse & Regulering
Compliance Checklist
Theater vs. reality. Checkbox compliance is security theater's favorite performance. Think for yourself about what compliance actually protects.
Læs More →Compliance Frameworks: Evidence-Based Implementation
Checkbox compliance is security theater. Real compliance requires evidence. ISO 27001 (93 controls), NIST CSF 2.0, CIS Controls (153 safeguards), GDPR, NIS2, CRA—documented evidence trails demonstrating continuous compliance vs annual audit theater. Not "we do this" (claim). But "here's proof" (evidence).
Læs More →EU Cyber Resilience Act
Brussels regulates your toaster. The bureaucracy expands to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. Question authority. Especially regulatory authority.
Læs More →EU CRA Conformity: Mandatory Security by Design
Regulation (EU) 2024/2847 is mandatory cybersecurity for the EU market. €15M penalties, SBOM required, 24-hour vulnerability disclosure, CE marking for software. Five CRA pillars (Secure Design, Vulnerability Management, SBOM Transparency, Security Updates, Monitoring)—all legally mandated. Compliance theater vs real conformity. Are your products ready? Think for yourself, schmuck!
Læs More →Security Metrics
Measuring what actually matters. Vanity metrics vs. reality. Are you measuring security or measuring compliance theater? FNORD.
Læs More →Data Management & Classification
Data Classification
Five levels of actually giving a damn. Not everything is critical. Not everything is public. Classification based on reality, not paranoia.
Læs More →Data Protection
GDPR wants to know your location (ironically). Compliance vs. actual privacy. Question what "protection" really means. FNORD.
Læs More →Privacy Policy
Surveillance capitalism meets anarchist data protection. GDPR as weapon against the panopticon. Are you paranoid enough about who's tracking you?
Læs More →Governance & Management
Stakeholder Management
Who cares about your security (and why). Spoiler: Most stakeholders care about compliance theater, not actual security. Question their priorities.
Læs More →ISMS Strategic Review
Keeping security frameworks relevant. Annual review or cargo cult ritual? Nothing is true. Your ISMS needs constant questioning.
Læs More →Tredjepartsstyring
Stoler du på dine leverandører? (LOL). Supply chain-angreb starter med leverandører, du stolede på. Er du paranoid nok til at revidere dine leverandører?
Læs mere →Leverandørsikkerhed: Din Angrebsflade Inkluderer Dine Leverandører
SolarWinds, Log4Shell, MOVEit—moderne brud kommer gennem forsyningskæden. Fem leverandørrisikodimensioner afsløret. Din sikkerhed er kun så god som din svageste leverandør.
Læs mere →Politikker & Træning
Acceptabel Anvendelsespolitik
Lav ikke dumme ting på virksomhedssystemer. Sund fornuft som politik (fordi sund fornuft ikke er almindelig). Tænk selv—men ikke på virksomhedens WiFi.
Læs mere →Sikkerhedsbevidsthedstræning
Lære mennesker ikke at klikke på lort. Spoiler: De klikker alligevel. Phishing-træning eller Pavloviansk betingning? Stil spørgsmål ved effektiviteten af årlige videoer.
Læs mere →Nye Teknologier
AI-politik
Lære maskiner ikke at hallucinere hemmeligheder (Spoiler: De gør det alligevel). OWASP LLM Top 10, fordi AI fejler spektakulært. Er du paranoid nok om din AI?
Læs mere →OWASP LLM-sikkerhed
Træne AI til ikke at hallucinere dine hemmeligheder. Prompt injection, modelforgiftning og kreative AI-fiaskoer. Stil spørgsmål ved robotautoritet. Især når den hallucinerer med SELVTILLID. FNORD.
Læs mere →Cloud-sikkerhed
Andres computer. Stole på AWS/Azure/GCP med dine hemmeligheder. Skyen er bare andres datacenter. Er du paranoid nok om delt ansvar?
Læs mere →E-mail-sikkerhed
Din CEO har ikke brug for iTunes-kort. BEC-angreb, phishing og hvorfor mennesker forbliver det svageste led. Intet er sandt i din indbakke. Tænk selv, før du klikker.
Læs mere →Om Denne Blog
Alle 44 discordianske blogindlæg opretholder radikal Illuminatus!-trilogistil: "Tænk selv, sæt spørgsmålstegn ved autoritet", FNORD-detektion i hver godkendt standard, Chapel Perilous-navigation gennem ubehagelige sikkerhedsandheder, Operation Mindfuck mod sikkerhedsteater og overholdelseskultgods, og 23 FNORD 5-signaturer overalt. Intet er sandt. Alt er tilladt. Inklusive den ubehagelige sandhed, at dine "sikre" systemer sandsynligvis blev designet af de mennesker, der vil overvåge dem—og certificeret af de mennesker, der allerede overvåger dem. Bagdøren er ikke en fejl. Det er en funktion, de kalder "lovlig adgang".
Er du paranoid nok? Vi er—systematisk, metodisk, med beviser og dokumentation. Fuld dækning af ISMS-PUBLIC-politikker med skjult visdom overalt. Hvert indlæg linker direkte til den tilsvarende politikdokumentation i vores offentlige ISMS-repository og demonstrerer radikal gennemsigtighed i sikkerhedsoperationer. For hvis din sikkerhed ikke kan overleve offentlig granskning, har du ikke sikkerhed—du har ønsketænkning pakket ind i NDA'er og leverandørlofter, der fordamper, når bruddet rammer.
All hail Eris! All hail Discordia! 🍎
META-OPLYSNING: Hvis dette lyder paranoid, er du ikke opmærksom på Snowden, PRISM, Crypto AG eller de sidste 50 års dokumenterede overvågningsprogrammer. Hvis dette lyder rimeligt, er du allerede for dybt inde i Chapel Perilous. Det eneste vindende træk er gennemsigtighed—fordi de ikke kan medoptere det, der allerede er offentligt. De kan ikke bagdøre det, der ikke har døre. Tænk selv. Sæt spørgsmålstegn ved alt—især dette.