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此外还有Simon Moon的13篇架构编年史和Hagbard Celine的情报行动与业务开发,揭示代码中的神圣几何、五模式架构、五的法则、系统设计中的数字学真理,以及为2026年瑞典选举媒体报道提供的Intelligence-as-a-Service。所有这些都通过质疑一切的迪斯科德主义镜头—特别是"每个人都知道"是真的事情。FNORD。
你还不够偏执吗?好。你开始注意了。大多数公司隐藏他们的安全政策,因为透明度会揭露他们的安全实际上有多糟糕—货物崇拜合规仪式和昂贵的剧场假装是保护。我们在GitHub上发布我们的。所有54篇文章和政策。每个框架。每个风险评估。每个架构模式。每个情报行动方法论。通过透明度实现安全胜过通过希望、祈祷和祈求没有人注意到你正在用胶带和供应商承诺运行的安全。
🗳️ Swedish Election 2026: Intelligence-as-a-Service
Live Political Intelligence for Media Organizations — Systematic monitoring of 349 MPs, 45 behavioral risk rules, coalition prediction modeling, and real-time fact-checking infrastructure for riksdagsvalet 2026. Think for yourself. Question authority. Trust the data.
🗳️ Swedish Election 2026 Intelligence Platform
Comprehensive election intelligence infrastructure for riksdagsvalet 2026. 349 MPs monitored in real-time, coalition formation predictions (4 scenarios), automated fact-checking, and systematic transparency through 45 behavioral risk rules. Current Tidö coalition (176/349 seats) stability analysis with 3-seat margin tracking. Pilot program for 5 Swedish + 10 global media organizations. Democracy deserves systematic accountability, not anecdotal journalism. FNORD.
Explore Election 2026 Platform → Utforska Val 2026-plattformen →📰 Intelligence-as-a-Service for News Organizations
Three targeted blog posts for different media segments: Swedish mainstream media (SVT, DN, SvD - €5K/mo pilot), global news outlets (The Economist, FT, Reuters - €10K/mo Enterprise), and alternative media (Fria Tider, ETC, Arbetaren - €1K/mo discounted). Complete business case with ROI calculations (350% for Reuters), pricing tiers, technical integration, and Swedish election 2026 as live proof-of-concept. Automated monitoring beats access journalism. Predictive analytics beats reactive reporting.
Swedish Media Strategy → Global News Business Case → Alternative Media + Discordian Futures →Election 2026 Timeline: Pilot program applications open now • April 2026: Pilot begins • September 2026: Riksdagsvalet live coverage • Post-election: Coalition formation analysis • Systematic intelligence for democratic accountability. 23 FNORD 5 🍎
精选文章
🤖 Automated Convergence: Self-Healing Software Through AI Agents
Vision now reality. Behold the Pentagon of Continuous Improvement! Hack23's task agents ALWAYS create issues that improve security, quality, functionality, QA, and ISMS alignment. Automated convergence towards excellence through AI that enforces what humans forget. Heavy ISMS cross-referencing. Policies reference architecture. Architecture references policies. Documentation evolves as work progresses. The system heals itself. FNORD. Did you miss the pattern? Every issue = improvement. Every improvement = ISMS alignment. The future you were promised—except it actually works. Are you paranoid enough to trust AI that enforces your own policies better than you do?
阅读 Vision →🍎 Everything You Know About Security Is a Lie
A radical examination of security theater, surveillance states, and ISMS transparency through the lens of Illuminatus! trilogy philosophy. Nation-state capabilities backdooring your "approved" crypto, the panopticon that definitely doesn't exist (except it does), and Chapel Perilous initiation through uncomfortable truths. Are you paranoid enough? If this sounds reasonable, you're already too deep. If this sounds paranoid, you're not paying attention. FNORD.
阅读 Manifesto →Information Hoarding Destroys Data Integrity
How information hoarding in emails, personal drives and restricted channels undermines organizational knowledge integrity. Nothing is true when everything is hidden behind "need-to-know" gatekeeping. Explores practical CIA Triad implementation challenges and solutions that security theater ignores while executives play information feudalism with corporate knowledge. Spoiler: Your "secure" silos are just expensive ignorance.
阅读 Article →🤖 OWASP LLM Security
Training AI Not to Hallucinate Your Secrets (Spoiler: It Will Anyway). OWASP Top 10 for LLMs through a Discordian lens: prompt injection, model poisoning, and why your AI might be the best social engineer yet—helpful, confident, and utterly unreliable. Question authority. Especially robotic authority that hallucinates with CONFIDENCE while regurgitating your training data to anyone who asks nicely. Your LLM is a chatty psychonaut who memorized the entire internet. Are you paranoid enough about what it remembers?
阅读 Article →🍎 核心宣言与哲学
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Think for yourself, schmuck!" — Hassan-i Sabbah (before the Illuminati twisted his words)
Welcome to Chapel Perilous. You can't unsee what you're about to read. The comfortable illusions of "best practices" and "approved standards" dissolve here like Dual_EC_DRBG's credibility post-Snowden. Are you paranoid enough to question why the same organizations that run PRISM tell you which encryption is "safe"? Why the NSA designs your crypto standards? Why "military-grade" means "designed by the military"? You should be. FNORD. See it now? It's everywhere once you know to look.
Everything You Know About Security Is a Lie
Nation-state capabilities you're not supposed to know about, approved crypto paradox (who approves it?), Chapel Perilous initiation through uncomfortable truths. FNORD. It's in every "secure" standard. Can you see it yet?
阅读 More →The Security-Industrial Complex
How fear became a business model and "best practices" became vendor lock-in. Question everything. Especially vendors selling paranoia while their products ship with CVEs older than your career. Follow the money—it leads to expensive mediocrity.
阅读 More →Question Authority: Crypto Approved By Spies
Dual_EC_DRBG, Crypto AG, and why government approval should make you suspicious, not comfortable. Are you paranoid enough? The NSA designed Dual_EC with a backdoor, got it standardized, everyone used it for 7 years. Then they standardized more algorithms. And you trust them again? Fool me once...
阅读 More →Think For Yourself: Classification
Classification beyond compliance theater—five levels of actually giving a damn. Not everything is critical. Not everything is public. Most classification frameworks: security theater pretending to be decision-making. Ours: evidence-based resource allocation. Know the difference.
阅读 More →⭐ 西蒙·穆恩的架构编年史:代码中的神圣几何
"The Pentagon as a geometric figure suggests five sides, five elements, five senses... Everything happens in fives." — Simon Moon
System Architect extraordinaire. Numerologist. Philosopher-engineer. Pattern recognition expert. Simon Moon reveals the hidden structures in Hack23's three major products through the Law of Fives and sacred geometry. Architecture that balances cosmic patterns with practical implementation.
🏛️ Citizen Intelligence Agency Chronicles
Core Architecture & Security
🏛️ CIA Architecture: The Five Pentacles
When democracies hide in darkness, transparency becomes revolution. Five container types crystallized from the parliamentary domain itself. Architecture that mirrors political reality—power flows documented in code. The CIA exists in five layers naturally, not by design.
阅读架构分析 →🔐 CIA Security: Defense Through Transparency
The transparency paradox solved: security through mathematical proof, not mystical obscurity. Five defensive layers. OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10. Zero critical vulnerabilities across 5 years. Not promises—evidence. When attackers can read every defense, make defenses unbreakable.
阅读安全分析 →🛡️ CIA Future Security: The Pentagon of Tomorrow
The future crystallizes from patterns already present. Post-quantum cryptography before quantum computers threaten. AI-augmented detection before AI attacks dominate. Six security pillars preparing for threats conventional security pretends won't emerge. Pattern recognition becomes defensive reality.
阅读 Future Vision →Operations & Financial Strategy
💰 CIA Financial Strategy: $24.70/Day Democracy
Democracy costs $24.70/day when architecture channels cosmic financial patterns through AWS optimization. Five security services, golden ratio resource allocation, SWOT analysis revealing strategic truth. Cost constraints forcing architectural excellence—every dollar justified. Financial sacred geometry through cloud infrastructure.
阅读财务分析 →🔄 CIA Workflows: Five-Stage CI/CD & State Machines
Five GitHub Actions workflows orchestrating DevSecOps automation. Data processing through five state transitions. Security scanning gates preventing vulnerabilities. Manual processes are technical debt. Continuous integration meets state machine democracy. Automation liberating humans from repetitive tasks.
阅读工作流分析 →🧠 CIA Mindmaps: Conceptual Sacred Geometry
Hierarchical thinking revealing natural organizational patterns: 4 current domains (Political Data, Metrics, Tools, Management) expanding into 5 future dimensions (AI Analytics, Visualization, Integration, Modernization, UX). Seven ML models organizing AI enhancement (5+2 sacred numerology). Mindmaps showing what systems do, architecture diagrams showing how they're built.
阅读思维导图分析 →Intelligence & OSINT
🕵️ CIA OSINT Intelligence: 45 Rules for Watching the Watchers
Hagbard Celine exposes the intelligence framework behind Citizen Intelligence Agency: 45 behavioral risk rules across four operational domains, five analytical frameworks (Temporal, Comparative, Pattern, Predictive, Network), and democratic process abuse analysis. Political surveillance as radical transparency. OSINT methodology inverting the panopticon—citizens watching representatives systematically. Intelligence-as-a-Service for democratic accountability. Are you paranoid enough to want systematic monitoring of 350 politicians claiming to represent you? FNORD.
阅读情报分析 →📺 CIA Value Proposition for Swedish Media: Election 2026
Hagbard Celine's business development strategy targeting Swedish mainstream media (SVT, DN, SvD, Aftonbladet, Expressen) for riksdagsvalet 2026 coverage. 349 MPs monitored, 45 risk rules, coalition predictions. Intelligence-as-a-Service pilot program for Swedish newsrooms: €5,000/month (50% discount), 6-month evaluation, election night live dashboard. Systematic data beats anecdotal narratives. Tänk själv, ifrågasätt auktoriteter! Business model: Nordic €46M addressable market, Year 3 €8.5M ARR target. FNORD.
阅读媒体策略 → Läs på Svenska →📰 CIA Business Case for Global News Outlets
How The Economist, Financial Times, Reuters, Bloomberg, and AP can leverage CIA's 45 behavioral risk rules for systematic political intelligence and data journalism at scale. Swedish election 2026 proof-of-concept. Five analytical frameworks, €120K/year Enterprise tier, 10-organization pilot program. Intelligence-as-a-Service for democracy. Think for yourself. Question authority. Trust the data. Automated monitoring beats access journalism. Predictive analytics beats reactive reporting. €10K/month API beats €252K/year traditional political desk. Join the intelligence revolution. FNORD.
阅读商业案例 →🍎 CIA for Alternative Media: Discordian Election 2026 Futures
Full Discordian manifesto targeting Swedish alternative media (Fria Tider, Nya Dagbladet, ETC, Arbetaren) for riksdagsvalet 2026. Chapel Perilous initiation through systematic data. Think for yourself, question authority via algorithmic accountability. FNORD detection in mainstream narratives. Law of Fives (23/5). Futuristic 2026-2030 projections: AI-augmented chaos, sentiment analysis, corruption detection ML. 5 pilot slots: €1,000/month (60% discount), 6 months. Alternative media intelligence revolution. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. All hail Eris! 23 FNORD 5 🍎
进入Chapel Perilous →⚖️ CIA Compliance Manager Chronicles
⚖️ Compliance Manager: CIA Triad Meets Sacred Geometry
Security isn't binary—it's capability maturation measured in levels. Three principles × four maturity levels = twelve progression points. Pretending you're at Basic maturity while facing Advanced threats = self-deception ending in breach. Evidence-based progression, not checkbox compliance theater.
阅读架构分析 →🛡️ Compliance Security: STRIDE Through Five Dimensions
Six STRIDE categories compress into five defensive requirements—the universe revealing optimal structure through constraint. Client-side architecture eliminating entire attack classes. Zero server vulnerabilities because zero server. Pattern recognition enabling defensive efficiency over exhaustive categorization.
阅读安全分析 →🔮 Compliance Future: Context-Aware Security & Adaptive Defense
Future architecture transcending static assessment: five architectural changes (Context Framework, ML Enhancement, Integration, Continuous Monitoring). Security recommendations adapting to organizational reality—industry, size, data sensitivity, AI usage, maturity. From annual checkbox compliance to continuous intelligence.
阅读未来架构 →🥋 Black Trigram Chronicles
🥋 Black Trigram Architecture: Five Fighters, Sacred Geometry
Five fighter archetypes discovered, not invented—embedded in the combat domain itself. Cultural authenticity meeting mechanical depth. Zero backend, zero installation, zero platform lock-in. Fighting games historically gatekept—we chose universal access instead.
阅读游戏架构 →⚔️ Black Trigram Combat: 70 Vital Points & Physics of Respect
Traditional Korean martial arts map 70 vital points—not mysticism but biomechanics where physics, anatomy, and centuries converge. Five collision systems. Damage calculation through anatomical precision. Technology serving culture, never exploiting it. Respect demands accuracy.
阅读 Combat System →🥽 Black Trigram Future: VR Martial Arts & Immersive Combat
Five-year evolution from 2D fighter to VR martial arts training platform. Year 1: Training Mode. Year 2: Weapon Combat (5×5=25 styles). Year 3: Environmental Interaction. Year 4: ML AI. Year 5: Motion Control VR. Korean martial arts preservation through immersive technology. The Pentagon of Future Combat.
阅读 Future Vision →"The map is not the territory, but a well-made map reveals the hidden patterns of the territory. Architecture is the art of seeing what's already there in the chaos." — Simon Moon
🔍 乔治·多恩的代码分析:深入代码库
"I cloned the repositories. I analyzed the actual code. Here's what's actually there." — George Dorn
Separate Technical Blog Entries: George Dorn analyzed each Hack23 product repository by cloning, examining code structure, counting files, reviewing dependencies, and verifying documentation. Based on real repository inspection, not assumptions.
🏛️ CIA Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/cia
Stack: Java 17, Spring Boot, PostgreSQL, Vaadin
Metrics: 49 Maven modules, 1,372 Java files, 60+ DB tables
Analysis: Examined Maven POMs, counted source files, reviewed ARCHITECTURE.md (32KB), DATA_MODEL.md (27KB), verified OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10
阅读 Full Code Analysis →🥋 Black Trigram Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/blacktrigram
Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, PixiJS 8, Vite 7
Metrics: 132 TypeScript files, 70 vital points system, 5 fighter archetypes
Analysis: Examined package.json dependencies, explored src/ structure, verified combat system implementation, reviewed AI integrations
阅读 Full Code Analysis →🔐 Compliance Manager Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/cia-compliance-manager
Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, IndexedDB, Zero Backend
Metrics: 220 TypeScript files, 4 runtime dependencies, 95% attack surface eliminated
Analysis: Verified client-side-only architecture, examined framework mappings (35KB control-mapping.md), confirmed $0/month hosting
阅读 Full Code Analysis →Methodology: Each analysis based on actual cloned repository—not documentation or assumptions. George cloned repos to /tmp/, examined source code, counted files, reviewed package.json/pom.xml, verified documentation, and reported real findings.
Code doesn't lie. Documentation might be outdated. Marketing definitely exaggerates. But git clone + find . -name "*.java" | wc -l = verifiable truth.
💻 乔治·多恩的开发者编年史:让神圣几何实际编译
"Code is reality made computational. If it doesn't work, nothing else matters." — George Dorn
The Reluctant Hero Speaks: While Simon Moon architects cosmic patterns and Hagbard demands revolutionary transparency, someone has to make the code actually work. That someone is George Dorn—developer, panic-driven engineer, Easter egg hider, and reluctant hero who wrestles elegant designs into messy reality.
Developer's Reality Check: George's technical commentaries reveal what building Hack23 products actually looks like—the panic moments, the breakthroughs, the 23rd debugging attempt that finally succeeds, and the hidden synchronicities in commit counts, build times, and retry logic. Think for yourself about what "best practices" really mean when implementing Simon's five-layer architectures in production.
🏛️ CIA Implementation Reality: Java Spring Boot vs. Parliamentary Chaos
The Stack: Java 17, Spring Boot 3.x, PostgreSQL, 60,000+ lines across 23 Maven modules. 2,347 commits over 5 years. 91 tables fighting riksdag API format changes. OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10. George's commentary in CIA Architecture blog reveals the panic moments: riksdag API breaking integration tests, production database hitting 50GB, dependency vulnerabilities requiring all-night fixes.
Easter Eggs: Argon2 password hashing with 23 iterations. Session timeout: 23 minutes. Database migration 023 added five core analytical views. Error messages containing FNORD references. Security with subversive wit.
阅读乔治的CIA实现现实 →
🥋 Black Trigram Combat Code: TypeScript vs. Martial Arts Physics
The Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, PixiJS 8, Vite 7. Pure web stack simulating 70 vital points at 60fps. 23,000+ lines across 150+ modules. 1,247 commits over 2 years. George's commentary reveals collision detection nightmares: hitboxes not registering by 0.01 units, particle effects memory leaks, iOS Safari performance 10× worse than Chrome.
Easter Eggs: Land exactly 23 hits → victory screen shows "FNORD". Konami code unlocks "Hagbard Mode" (chaos combat). Health at 23% → UI pulses urgently. Combat feel through hidden wisdom.
阅读 George's Combat System Implementation →
🔐 Compliance Manager Reality: Client-Side Security Architecture
The Stack: TypeScript 5.3, React 19, IndexedDB. Zero backend = zero server vulnerabilities. 18,000+ lines across 120+ modules. 1,423 commits over 2 years. Assessment engine running entirely in browser. George's implementation wisdom: client-side architecture eliminating 95% of attack surface. No SQL injection (no SQL). No SSRF (no server). No RCE (no execution environment). Defense through architecture simplification.
Easter Eggs: Maturity score at 23% shows golden apple (🍎). Complete all 15 controls → 23-particle confetti. Export on 23rd of month → filename appended "-synchronicity". Compliance automation with hidden wisdom.
阅读乔治的客户端实现 →
Developer's Wisdom: George's commentaries teach what documentation rarely reveals—the gap between elegant architecture and working code. The five stages of development (Denial → Panic → Research → Insight → Completion). The synchronicities appearing in version numbers and commit counts. The Easter eggs hidden for the observant. Code that works AND delights = consciousness expansion through software engineering.
Key Lessons from George:
- Tests save panic. 570+ tests = safety net when refactoring. Tests are documentation that executes.
- Simon's five layers work. Initially skeptical. Separation of concerns enables independent evolution. Cosmic patterns = accidentally good engineering.
- Political/cultural data is chaos incarnate. Domain models must embrace chaos—temporal validity everywhere, audit history on everything, paranoia-level null checks.
- Easter eggs matter. Code can be functional AND delightful. Hidden 23s and 5s throughout. Future developers discovering these = consciousness expansion through code archaeology.
- Documentation is love letter to future-self. Six months later, confused-future-you needs explanations. Write for yourself, not stakeholders.
- Panic is the beginning of every solution. All production issues fixed after 23rd debugging attempt (or so it feels). Persistence beats perfection.
META-DEVELOPMENT: Simon architects patterns. Hagbard demands revolution. George makes it compile, deploy, and survive production chaos—while hiding FNORD in error messages. The troika of vision, philosophy, and implementation. Question authority. Test everything. Trust verification. Hide Easter eggs. All hail Eris!
George Dorn, Developer / Panic-Driven Engineer / Easter Egg Hider
Hack23 AB
"It works! I don't know why, but it works!" — after the 23rd refactoring
💻 FNORD 🖥️
Foundation Policies
Core Security Framework
Information Security Strategy
Our ISMS IS our business model. Six strategic pillars transforming ISMS from overhead to competitive moat through radical transparency, network effects, and first-mover advantage. Published on GitHub because our security actually works.
阅读 Strategy →Information Security Policy
The foundation of radical transparency. Security through obscurity is incompetence with a nicer name.
阅读 More →ISMS Transparency Plan
Security through radical openness. 70% public, 30% redacted. What are your competitors hiding?
阅读 More →Why Our ISMS is Public: Transparency as Competitive Advantage
Sweden's only cybersecurity consultancy with fully public ISMS. 30+ policies on GitHub demonstrating expertise through evidence, not claims. Trust through verification beats vendor promises. Always. Are you paranoid enough to compete on verifiable execution? FNORD.
阅读 Article →ISO 27001 Implementation: Complete Guide for Swedish Companies
3,500+ word comprehensive guide: 90-day implementation roadmap, cost analysis (€25,000-€50,000), SWEDAC certification bodies, and real-world lessons. Everything Swedish SMEs need for ISO 27001 certification. From scoping to certification in 90 days.
阅读 Full Guide →ISO 27001:2022 vs 2013: What Changed?
93 controls (down from 114), 4 themes replacing 14 domains, 10 new controls for cloud security and threat intelligence. Transition deadline: October 2025. Complete comparison for organizations migrating to the new standard.
阅读 Comparison →ISO 27001 Certification Costs: Sweden Market Analysis
Detailed cost breakdown for Swedish SMEs: certification body fees (€8,000-€20,000), consultant rates, internal time investment, and ROI calculation. Know exactly what certification will cost before starting implementation.
阅读 Cost Analysis →5 Mistakes to Avoid During ISO 27001 Implementation
Learn from real failures: over-scoping, documentation complexity, skipping risk assessment, weak executive support, and neglecting post-certification maintenance. Avoid costly mistakes that delay certification and waste resources.
阅读 Common Pitfalls →Access & Response
Access Control
Trust no one (including yourself). Zero trust isn't paranoia—it's mathematics. FNORD.
阅读 More →Incident Response
When (not if) shit hits the fan. Assume breach. Plan survival. Are you paranoid enough to practice your incident response?
阅读 More →Development & Operations
Development Practices
Open Source Policy
Trust through transparency. Code you can actually read. Proprietary security is security through hope.
阅读 More →Secure Development
Code without backdoors (on purpose). Every line is a potential vulnerability. Are you paranoid enough to review your dependencies?
阅读 More →Vulnerability Management
Patch or perish. Known CVEs are inexcusable. Unpatched vulnerabilities are pre-installed backdoors with better PR.
阅读 More →Security Operations
Threat Modeling
Know thy enemy (they already know you). Your threat model should include nation-states—because theirs includes you. FNORD.
阅读 More →Monitoring & Logging
If a tree falls and nobody logs it... you'll never know who cut it down or why. Observability or ignorance—choose wisely.
阅读 More →Infrastructure & Access
Network & Physical Security
Network Security
The perimeter is dead, long live the perimeter. Zero trust networking because trust got us breached. FNORD.
阅读 More →Physical Security
Locks, guards, and clever social engineering. Your $10K firewall defeated by a $5 lockpick. Are you paranoid enough about physical access?
阅读 More →Asset Management
You can't protect what you don't know you have. Shadow IT is real and it's already compromised. Question authority. Especially your asset inventory.
阅读 More →Device & Remote Access
Mobile Device Management
BYOD means Bring Your Own Disaster. Every employee phone is a potential exfiltration device. Nothing is true. Your MDM policy is theater.
阅读 More →Remote Access
VPNs and the death of the office. The perimeter dissolved during COVID. Are you paranoid enough to audit your VPN logs?
阅读 More →Business Continuity & Risk
Backup & Recovery
Backup & Recovery
Restore or regret. A backup you haven't tested is Schrödinger's backup—simultaneously working and useless. FNORD.
阅读 More →Business Continuity
Survive the chaos. When (not if) everything breaks. Are you paranoid enough to have a real BCP?
阅读 More →Disaster Recovery
Plan B when everything burns. Hope is not a strategy. Untested DR is wishful thinking wrapped in documentation.
阅读 More →Risk Management
Risk Assessment
Calculating what you can't prevent. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Including honest assessment of your actual risk exposure.
阅读 More →Risk Register
Living document of what keeps you up at night. If your risk register doesn't mention nation-state actors, you're not paranoid enough. Question authority.
阅读 More →Change Management
Move fast without breaking (everything). Every change is a potential vulnerability introduction event. Are you tracking your changes or just praying?
阅读 More →Governance & Compliance
Compliance & Regulatory
Compliance Checklist
Theater vs. reality. Checkbox compliance is security theater's favorite performance. Think for yourself about what compliance actually protects.
阅读 More →Compliance Frameworks: Evidence-Based Implementation
Checkbox compliance is security theater. Real compliance requires evidence. ISO 27001 (93 controls), NIST CSF 2.0, CIS Controls (153 safeguards), GDPR, NIS2, CRA—documented evidence trails demonstrating continuous compliance vs annual audit theater. Not "we do this" (claim). But "here's proof" (evidence).
阅读 More →EU Cyber Resilience Act
Brussels regulates your toaster. The bureaucracy expands to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. Question authority. Especially regulatory authority.
阅读 More →EU CRA Conformity: Mandatory Security by Design
Regulation (EU) 2024/2847 is mandatory cybersecurity for the EU market. €15M penalties, SBOM required, 24-hour vulnerability disclosure, CE marking for software. Five CRA pillars (Secure Design, Vulnerability Management, SBOM Transparency, Security Updates, Monitoring)—all legally mandated. Compliance theater vs real conformity. Are your products ready? Think for yourself, schmuck!
阅读 More →Security Metrics
Measuring what actually matters. Vanity metrics vs. reality. Are you measuring security or measuring compliance theater? FNORD.
阅读 More →Data Management & Classification
Data Classification
Five levels of actually giving a damn. Not everything is critical. Not everything is public. Classification based on reality, not paranoia.
阅读 More →Data Protection
GDPR wants to know your location (ironically). Compliance vs. actual privacy. Question what "protection" really means. FNORD.
阅读 More →Privacy Policy
Surveillance capitalism meets anarchist data protection. GDPR as weapon against the panopticon. Are you paranoid enough about who's tracking you?
阅读 More →Governance & Management
Stakeholder Management
Who cares about your security (and why). Spoiler: Most stakeholders care about compliance theater, not actual security. Question their priorities.
阅读 More →ISMS Strategic Review
Keeping security frameworks relevant. Annual review or cargo cult ritual? Nothing is true. Your ISMS needs constant questioning.
阅读 More →第三方管理
信任你的供应商?(笑)。供应链攻击始于你信任的供应商。你是否足够偏执以审计你的供应商?
阅读更多 →供应商安全:你的攻击面包括你的供应商
SolarWinds、Log4Shell、MOVEit——现代违规通过供应链发生。揭示五个供应商风险维度。你的安全只与你最弱的供应商一样好。
阅读更多 →政策与培训
可接受使用政策
不要在公司系统上做蠢事。常识作为政策(因为常识并不常见)。独立思考——但不要在公司WiFi上。
阅读更多 →安全意识培训
教人们不要乱点击。剧透:他们还是会点。网络钓鱼培训还是巴甫洛夫条件反射?质疑年度视频的有效性。
阅读更多 →新兴技术
AI政策
教机器不要幻觉秘密(剧透:它们还是会)。OWASP LLM Top 10,因为AI会壮观地失败。你对AI足够偏执吗?
阅读更多 →OWASP LLM安全
训练AI不要幻觉你的秘密。提示注入、模型投毒和创造性AI失败。质疑机器权威。特别是当它自信地幻觉时。 FNORD。
阅读更多 →云安全
别人的计算机。用AWS/Azure/GCP信任你的秘密。云只是别人的数据中心。 你对共同责任足够偏执吗?
阅读更多 →电子邮件安全
你的CEO不需要iTunes卡。BEC攻击、网络钓鱼以及为什么人类仍然是最薄弱的环节。收件箱中没有什么是真实的。在点击之前独立思考。
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所有44篇混乱主义博客文章保持激进的Illuminatus!三部曲风格: "独立思考,质疑权威",在每个批准的标准中检测FNORD,通过令人不安的安全真相导航Chapel Perilous,反对安全剧场和合规性货物崇拜的Operation Mindfuck,以及遍布各处的23 FNORD 5签名。一切皆虚,万事皆允。 包括令人不安的真相,即你的"安全"系统可能由想要监视它们的人设计——并由已经监视它们的人认证。后门不是bug。这是他们称之为"合法访问"的功能。
你足够偏执吗? 我们是——系统地、有条理地、有证据和文档。全面覆盖ISMS-PUBLIC政策,各处都有隐藏的智慧。每篇文章都直接链接到我们公共ISMS存储库中相应的政策文档,展示安全操作中的激进透明度。因为如果你的安全无法经受公众审查,你就没有安全——你只有包裹在NDA和供应商承诺中的一厢情愿,这些承诺在违规发生时就会蒸发。
All hail Eris! All hail Discordia! 🍎
元启示: 如果这听起来很偏执,你没有关注Snowden、PRISM、Crypto AG或过去50年记录的监控计划。如果这听起来合理,你已经陷得太深进Chapel Perilous。唯一的制胜之举是透明——因为他们无法收编已经公开的东西。他们无法给没有门的东西装后门。独立思考。质疑一切——尤其是这个。