Hack23 보안 블로그에 오신 것을 환영합니다 — 여기서 우리는 극단적인 투명성을 통해 보안 산업 복합체의 편안한 거짓말을 폭로합니다. 스스로 생각하세요! 권위에 의문을 제기하세요. 특히 당신의 두려움으로 이득을 보면서 당신을 보호한다고 주장하는 바로 그 백도어를 설치하는 보안 당국에 대해서.
진실은 없다. 모든 것이 허용된다. 보안 극장, 감시 국가, 그리고 "군사급 암호화"의 백도어(PRISM을 운영하는 바로 그 기관들이 승인한)에 대한 정직한 검토를 포함하여.
65개의 블로그 게시물을 탐색하여 마케팅 허튼소리를 벗겨내고 실제로 중요한 것을 드러내십시오—AI 에이전트를 통한 자동화된 수렴에서 CIA 트라이어드 구현, OWASP LLM Top 10에서 EU 사이버 복원력 법, 국가 감시 능력에서 행동 분석을 통해 민주적 책임을 폭로하는 정치적 OSINT 정보 작전까지.
게다가 Simon Moon의 13가지 아키텍처 연대기와 Hagbard Celine의 정보 작전 및 비즈니스 개발은 코드의 신성한 기하학, 5패턴 아키텍처, 다섯의 법칙, 시스템 설계의 수비학적 진실, 그리고 2026년 스웨덴 선거 미디어 보도를 위한 Intelligence-as-a-Service를 드러냅니다. 모두 모든 것에 의문을 제기하는 디스코디안 렌즈를 통해—특히 "모두가 알고 있는" 것들이 진실이라는 것에 대해. FNORD.
당신은 아직 충분히 편집증적입니까? 좋습니다. 당신은 주의를 기울이기 시작하고 있습니다. 대부분의 회사는 투명성이 그들의 보안이 실제로 얼마나 나쁜지를 폭로할 것이기 때문에 보안 정책을 숨깁니다—화물 숭배 규정 준수 의식과 보호인 척하는 비싼 극장. 우리는 GitHub에 우리 것을 게시합니다. 모든 54개의 게시물과 정책. 모든 프레임워크. 모든 위험 평가. 모든 아키텍처 패턴. 모든 정보 작전 방법론. 투명성을 통한 보안은 희망, 기도, 그리고 아무도 당신이 덕트 테이프와 공급업체 약속으로 실행되고 있다는 것을 알아차리지 못하기를 바라는 것을 통한 보안을 이깁니다.
🗳️ Swedish Election 2026: Intelligence-as-a-Service
Live Political Intelligence for Media Organizations — Systematic monitoring of 349 MPs, 45 behavioral risk rules, coalition prediction modeling, and real-time fact-checking infrastructure for riksdagsvalet 2026. Think for yourself. Question authority. Trust the data.
🗳️ Swedish Election 2026 Intelligence Platform
Comprehensive election intelligence infrastructure for riksdagsvalet 2026. 349 MPs monitored in real-time, coalition formation predictions (4 scenarios), automated fact-checking, and systematic transparency through 45 behavioral risk rules. Current Tidö coalition (176/349 seats) stability analysis with 3-seat margin tracking. Pilot program for 5 Swedish + 10 global media organizations. Democracy deserves systematic accountability, not anecdotal journalism. FNORD.
Explore Election 2026 Platform → Utforska Val 2026-plattformen →📰 Intelligence-as-a-Service for News Organizations
Three targeted blog posts for different media segments: Swedish mainstream media (SVT, DN, SvD - €5K/mo pilot), global news outlets (The Economist, FT, Reuters - €10K/mo Enterprise), and alternative media (Fria Tider, ETC, Arbetaren - €1K/mo discounted). Complete business case with ROI calculations (350% for Reuters), pricing tiers, technical integration, and Swedish election 2026 as live proof-of-concept. Automated monitoring beats access journalism. Predictive analytics beats reactive reporting.
Swedish Media Strategy → Global News Business Case → Alternative Media + Discordian Futures →Election 2026 Timeline: Pilot program applications open now • April 2026: Pilot begins • September 2026: Riksdagsvalet live coverage • Post-election: Coalition formation analysis • Systematic intelligence for democratic accountability. 23 FNORD 5 🍎
주요 게시물
🤖 Automated Convergence: Self-Healing Software Through AI Agents
Vision now reality. Behold the Pentagon of Continuous Improvement! Hack23's task agents ALWAYS create issues that improve security, quality, functionality, QA, and ISMS alignment. Automated convergence towards excellence through AI that enforces what humans forget. Heavy ISMS cross-referencing. Policies reference architecture. Architecture references policies. Documentation evolves as work progresses. The system heals itself. FNORD. Did you miss the pattern? Every issue = improvement. Every improvement = ISMS alignment. The future you were promised—except it actually works. Are you paranoid enough to trust AI that enforces your own policies better than you do?
읽기 Vision →🍎 Everything You Know About Security Is a Lie
A radical examination of security theater, surveillance states, and ISMS transparency through the lens of Illuminatus! trilogy philosophy. Nation-state capabilities backdooring your "approved" crypto, the panopticon that definitely doesn't exist (except it does), and Chapel Perilous initiation through uncomfortable truths. Are you paranoid enough? If this sounds reasonable, you're already too deep. If this sounds paranoid, you're not paying attention. FNORD.
읽기 Manifesto →Information Hoarding Destroys Data Integrity
How information hoarding in emails, personal drives and restricted channels undermines organizational knowledge integrity. Nothing is true when everything is hidden behind "need-to-know" gatekeeping. Explores practical CIA Triad implementation challenges and solutions that security theater ignores while executives play information feudalism with corporate knowledge. Spoiler: Your "secure" silos are just expensive ignorance.
읽기 Article →🤖 OWASP LLM Security
Training AI Not to Hallucinate Your Secrets (Spoiler: It Will Anyway). OWASP Top 10 for LLMs through a Discordian lens: prompt injection, model poisoning, and why your AI might be the best social engineer yet—helpful, confident, and utterly unreliable. Question authority. Especially robotic authority that hallucinates with CONFIDENCE while regurgitating your training data to anyone who asks nicely. Your LLM is a chatty psychonaut who memorized the entire internet. Are you paranoid enough about what it remembers?
읽기 Article →🍎 핵심 선언 & 철학
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Think for yourself, schmuck!" — Hassan-i Sabbah (before the Illuminati twisted his words)
Welcome to Chapel Perilous. You can't unsee what you're about to read. The comfortable illusions of "best practices" and "approved standards" dissolve here like Dual_EC_DRBG's credibility post-Snowden. Are you paranoid enough to question why the same organizations that run PRISM tell you which encryption is "safe"? Why the NSA designs your crypto standards? Why "military-grade" means "designed by the military"? You should be. FNORD. See it now? It's everywhere once you know to look.
Everything You Know About Security Is a Lie
Nation-state capabilities you're not supposed to know about, approved crypto paradox (who approves it?), Chapel Perilous initiation through uncomfortable truths. FNORD. It's in every "secure" standard. Can you see it yet?
더 읽기 →The Security-Industrial Complex
How fear became a business model and "best practices" became vendor lock-in. Question everything. Especially vendors selling paranoia while their products ship with CVEs older than your career. Follow the money—it leads to expensive mediocrity.
더 읽기 →Question Authority: Crypto Approved By Spies
Dual_EC_DRBG, Crypto AG, and why government approval should make you suspicious, not comfortable. Are you paranoid enough? The NSA designed Dual_EC with a backdoor, got it standardized, everyone used it for 7 years. Then they standardized more algorithms. And you trust them again? Fool me once...
더 읽기 →Think For Yourself: Classification
Classification beyond compliance theater—five levels of actually giving a damn. Not everything is critical. Not everything is public. Most classification frameworks: security theater pretending to be decision-making. Ours: evidence-based resource allocation. Know the difference.
더 읽기 →⭐ 사이먼 문의 아키텍처 연대기: 코드의 신성한 기하학
"The Pentagon as a geometric figure suggests five sides, five elements, five senses... Everything happens in fives." — Simon Moon
System Architect extraordinaire. Numerologist. Philosopher-engineer. Pattern recognition expert. Simon Moon reveals the hidden structures in Hack23's three major products through the Law of Fives and sacred geometry. Architecture that balances cosmic patterns with practical implementation.
🏛️ Citizen Intelligence Agency Chronicles
Core Architecture & Security
🏛️ CIA Architecture: The Five Pentacles
When democracies hide in darkness, transparency becomes revolution. Five container types crystallized from the parliamentary domain itself. Architecture that mirrors political reality—power flows documented in code. The CIA exists in five layers naturally, not by design.
아키텍처 분석 읽기 →🔐 CIA Security: Defense Through Transparency
The transparency paradox solved: security through mathematical proof, not mystical obscurity. Five defensive layers. OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10. Zero critical vulnerabilities across 5 years. Not promises—evidence. When attackers can read every defense, make defenses unbreakable.
보안 분석 읽기 →🛡️ CIA Future Security: The Pentagon of Tomorrow
The future crystallizes from patterns already present. Post-quantum cryptography before quantum computers threaten. AI-augmented detection before AI attacks dominate. Six security pillars preparing for threats conventional security pretends won't emerge. Pattern recognition becomes defensive reality.
읽기 Future Vision →Operations & Financial Strategy
💰 CIA Financial Strategy: $24.70/Day Democracy
Democracy costs $24.70/day when architecture channels cosmic financial patterns through AWS optimization. Five security services, golden ratio resource allocation, SWOT analysis revealing strategic truth. Cost constraints forcing architectural excellence—every dollar justified. Financial sacred geometry through cloud infrastructure.
재무 분석 읽기 →🔄 CIA Workflows: Five-Stage CI/CD & State Machines
Five GitHub Actions workflows orchestrating DevSecOps automation. Data processing through five state transitions. Security scanning gates preventing vulnerabilities. Manual processes are technical debt. Continuous integration meets state machine democracy. Automation liberating humans from repetitive tasks.
워크플로 분석 읽기 →🧠 CIA Mindmaps: Conceptual Sacred Geometry
Hierarchical thinking revealing natural organizational patterns: 4 current domains (Political Data, Metrics, Tools, Management) expanding into 5 future dimensions (AI Analytics, Visualization, Integration, Modernization, UX). Seven ML models organizing AI enhancement (5+2 sacred numerology). Mindmaps showing what systems do, architecture diagrams showing how they're built.
마인드맵 분석 읽기 →Intelligence & OSINT
🕵️ CIA OSINT Intelligence: 45 Rules for Watching the Watchers
Hagbard Celine exposes the intelligence framework behind Citizen Intelligence Agency: 45 behavioral risk rules across four operational domains, five analytical frameworks (Temporal, Comparative, Pattern, Predictive, Network), and democratic process abuse analysis. Political surveillance as radical transparency. OSINT methodology inverting the panopticon—citizens watching representatives systematically. Intelligence-as-a-Service for democratic accountability. Are you paranoid enough to want systematic monitoring of 350 politicians claiming to represent you? FNORD.
인텔리전스 분석 읽기 →📺 CIA Value Proposition for Swedish Media: Election 2026
Hagbard Celine's business development strategy targeting Swedish mainstream media (SVT, DN, SvD, Aftonbladet, Expressen) for riksdagsvalet 2026 coverage. 349 MPs monitored, 45 risk rules, coalition predictions. Intelligence-as-a-Service pilot program for Swedish newsrooms: €5,000/month (50% discount), 6-month evaluation, election night live dashboard. Systematic data beats anecdotal narratives. Tänk själv, ifrågasätt auktoriteter! Business model: Nordic €46M addressable market, Year 3 €8.5M ARR target. FNORD.
미디어 전략 읽기 → Läs på Svenska →📰 CIA Business Case for Global News Outlets
How The Economist, Financial Times, Reuters, Bloomberg, and AP can leverage CIA's 45 behavioral risk rules for systematic political intelligence and data journalism at scale. Swedish election 2026 proof-of-concept. Five analytical frameworks, €120K/year Enterprise tier, 10-organization pilot program. Intelligence-as-a-Service for democracy. Think for yourself. Question authority. Trust the data. Automated monitoring beats access journalism. Predictive analytics beats reactive reporting. €10K/month API beats €252K/year traditional political desk. Join the intelligence revolution. FNORD.
비즈니스 사례 읽기 →🍎 CIA for Alternative Media: Discordian Election 2026 Futures
Full Discordian manifesto targeting Swedish alternative media (Fria Tider, Nya Dagbladet, ETC, Arbetaren) for riksdagsvalet 2026. Chapel Perilous initiation through systematic data. Think for yourself, question authority via algorithmic accountability. FNORD detection in mainstream narratives. Law of Fives (23/5). Futuristic 2026-2030 projections: AI-augmented chaos, sentiment analysis, corruption detection ML. 5 pilot slots: €1,000/month (60% discount), 6 months. Alternative media intelligence revolution. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. All hail Eris! 23 FNORD 5 🍎
Chapel Perilous 입장 →⚖️ CIA Compliance Manager Chronicles
⚖️ Compliance Manager: CIA Triad Meets Sacred Geometry
Security isn't binary—it's capability maturation measured in levels. Three principles × four maturity levels = twelve progression points. Pretending you're at Basic maturity while facing Advanced threats = self-deception ending in breach. Evidence-based progression, not checkbox compliance theater.
아키텍처 분석 읽기 →🛡️ Compliance Security: STRIDE Through Five Dimensions
Six STRIDE categories compress into five defensive requirements—the universe revealing optimal structure through constraint. Client-side architecture eliminating entire attack classes. Zero server vulnerabilities because zero server. Pattern recognition enabling defensive efficiency over exhaustive categorization.
보안 분석 읽기 →🔮 Compliance Future: Context-Aware Security & Adaptive Defense
Future architecture transcending static assessment: five architectural changes (Context Framework, ML Enhancement, Integration, Continuous Monitoring). Security recommendations adapting to organizational reality—industry, size, data sensitivity, AI usage, maturity. From annual checkbox compliance to continuous intelligence.
미래 아키텍처 읽기 →🥋 Black Trigram Chronicles
🥋 Black Trigram Architecture: Five Fighters, Sacred Geometry
Five fighter archetypes discovered, not invented—embedded in the combat domain itself. Cultural authenticity meeting mechanical depth. Zero backend, zero installation, zero platform lock-in. Fighting games historically gatekept—we chose universal access instead.
게임 아키텍처 읽기 →⚔️ Black Trigram Combat: 70 Vital Points & Physics of Respect
Traditional Korean martial arts map 70 vital points—not mysticism but biomechanics where physics, anatomy, and centuries converge. Five collision systems. Damage calculation through anatomical precision. Technology serving culture, never exploiting it. Respect demands accuracy.
읽기 Combat System →🥽 Black Trigram Future: VR Martial Arts & Immersive Combat
Five-year evolution from 2D fighter to VR martial arts training platform. Year 1: Training Mode. Year 2: Weapon Combat (5×5=25 styles). Year 3: Environmental Interaction. Year 4: ML AI. Year 5: Motion Control VR. Korean martial arts preservation through immersive technology. The Pentagon of Future Combat.
읽기 Future Vision →"The map is not the territory, but a well-made map reveals the hidden patterns of the territory. Architecture is the art of seeing what's already there in the chaos." — Simon Moon
🔍 조지 도른의 코드 분석: 저장소 심층 분석
"I cloned the repositories. I analyzed the actual code. Here's what's actually there." — George Dorn
Separate Technical Blog Entries: George Dorn analyzed each Hack23 product repository by cloning, examining code structure, counting files, reviewing dependencies, and verifying documentation. Based on real repository inspection, not assumptions.
🏛️ CIA Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/cia
Stack: Java 17, Spring Boot, PostgreSQL, Vaadin
Metrics: 49 Maven modules, 1,372 Java files, 60+ DB tables
Analysis: Examined Maven POMs, counted source files, reviewed ARCHITECTURE.md (32KB), DATA_MODEL.md (27KB), verified OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10
읽기 Full Code Analysis →🥋 Black Trigram Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/blacktrigram
Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, PixiJS 8, Vite 7
Metrics: 132 TypeScript files, 70 vital points system, 5 fighter archetypes
Analysis: Examined package.json dependencies, explored src/ structure, verified combat system implementation, reviewed AI integrations
읽기 Full Code Analysis →🔐 Compliance Manager Code Analysis
Repository: Hack23/cia-compliance-manager
Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, IndexedDB, Zero Backend
Metrics: 220 TypeScript files, 4 runtime dependencies, 95% attack surface eliminated
Analysis: Verified client-side-only architecture, examined framework mappings (35KB control-mapping.md), confirmed $0/month hosting
읽기 Full Code Analysis →Methodology: Each analysis based on actual cloned repository—not documentation or assumptions. George cloned repos to /tmp/, examined source code, counted files, reviewed package.json/pom.xml, verified documentation, and reported real findings.
Code doesn't lie. Documentation might be outdated. Marketing definitely exaggerates. But git clone + find . -name "*.java" | wc -l = verifiable truth.
💻 조지 도른의 개발자 연대기: 신성한 기하학을 실제로 컴파일하기
"Code is reality made computational. If it doesn't work, nothing else matters." — George Dorn
The Reluctant Hero Speaks: While Simon Moon architects cosmic patterns and Hagbard demands revolutionary transparency, someone has to make the code actually work. That someone is George Dorn—developer, panic-driven engineer, Easter egg hider, and reluctant hero who wrestles elegant designs into messy reality.
Developer's Reality Check: George's technical commentaries reveal what building Hack23 products actually looks like—the panic moments, the breakthroughs, the 23rd debugging attempt that finally succeeds, and the hidden synchronicities in commit counts, build times, and retry logic. Think for yourself about what "best practices" really mean when implementing Simon's five-layer architectures in production.
🏛️ CIA Implementation Reality: Java Spring Boot vs. Parliamentary Chaos
The Stack: Java 17, Spring Boot 3.x, PostgreSQL, 60,000+ lines across 23 Maven modules. 2,347 commits over 5 years. 91 tables fighting riksdag API format changes. OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10. George's commentary in CIA Architecture blog reveals the panic moments: riksdag API breaking integration tests, production database hitting 50GB, dependency vulnerabilities requiring all-night fixes.
Easter Eggs: Argon2 password hashing with 23 iterations. Session timeout: 23 minutes. Database migration 023 added five core analytical views. Error messages containing FNORD references. Security with subversive wit.
조지의 CIA 구현 현실 읽기 →
🥋 Black Trigram Combat Code: TypeScript vs. Martial Arts Physics
The Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, PixiJS 8, Vite 7. Pure web stack simulating 70 vital points at 60fps. 23,000+ lines across 150+ modules. 1,247 commits over 2 years. George's commentary reveals collision detection nightmares: hitboxes not registering by 0.01 units, particle effects memory leaks, iOS Safari performance 10× worse than Chrome.
Easter Eggs: Land exactly 23 hits → victory screen shows "FNORD". Konami code unlocks "Hagbard Mode" (chaos combat). Health at 23% → UI pulses urgently. Combat feel through hidden wisdom.
읽기 George's Combat System Implementation →
🔐 Compliance Manager Reality: Client-Side Security Architecture
The Stack: TypeScript 5.3, React 19, IndexedDB. Zero backend = zero server vulnerabilities. 18,000+ lines across 120+ modules. 1,423 commits over 2 years. Assessment engine running entirely in browser. George's implementation wisdom: client-side architecture eliminating 95% of attack surface. No SQL injection (no SQL). No SSRF (no server). No RCE (no execution environment). Defense through architecture simplification.
Easter Eggs: Maturity score at 23% shows golden apple (🍎). Complete all 15 controls → 23-particle confetti. Export on 23rd of month → filename appended "-synchronicity". Compliance automation with hidden wisdom.
조지의 클라이언트측 구현 읽기 →
Developer's Wisdom: George's commentaries teach what documentation rarely reveals—the gap between elegant architecture and working code. The five stages of development (Denial → Panic → Research → Insight → Completion). The synchronicities appearing in version numbers and commit counts. The Easter eggs hidden for the observant. Code that works AND delights = consciousness expansion through software engineering.
Key Lessons from George:
- Tests save panic. 570+ tests = safety net when refactoring. Tests are documentation that executes.
- Simon's five layers work. Initially skeptical. Separation of concerns enables independent evolution. Cosmic patterns = accidentally good engineering.
- Political/cultural data is chaos incarnate. Domain models must embrace chaos—temporal validity everywhere, audit history on everything, paranoia-level null checks.
- Easter eggs matter. Code can be functional AND delightful. Hidden 23s and 5s throughout. Future developers discovering these = consciousness expansion through code archaeology.
- Documentation is love letter to future-self. Six months later, confused-future-you needs explanations. Write for yourself, not stakeholders.
- Panic is the beginning of every solution. All production issues fixed after 23rd debugging attempt (or so it feels). Persistence beats perfection.
META-DEVELOPMENT: Simon architects patterns. Hagbard demands revolution. George makes it compile, deploy, and survive production chaos—while hiding FNORD in error messages. The troika of vision, philosophy, and implementation. Question authority. Test everything. Trust verification. Hide Easter eggs. All hail Eris!
George Dorn, Developer / Panic-Driven Engineer / Easter Egg Hider
Hack23 AB
"It works! I don't know why, but it works!" — after the 23rd refactoring
💻 FNORD 🖥️
Foundation Policies
Core Security Framework
Information Security Strategy
Our ISMS IS our business model. Six strategic pillars transforming ISMS from overhead to competitive moat through radical transparency, network effects, and first-mover advantage. Published on GitHub because our security actually works.
읽기 Strategy →Information Security Policy
The foundation of radical transparency. Security through obscurity is incompetence with a nicer name.
더 읽기 →ISMS Transparency Plan
Security through radical openness. 70% public, 30% redacted. What are your competitors hiding?
더 읽기 →Why Our ISMS is Public: Transparency as Competitive Advantage
Sweden's only cybersecurity consultancy with fully public ISMS. 30+ policies on GitHub demonstrating expertise through evidence, not claims. Trust through verification beats vendor promises. Always. Are you paranoid enough to compete on verifiable execution? FNORD.
읽기 Article →ISO 27001 Implementation: Complete Guide for Swedish Companies
3,500+ word comprehensive guide: 90-day implementation roadmap, cost analysis (€25,000-€50,000), SWEDAC certification bodies, and real-world lessons. Everything Swedish SMEs need for ISO 27001 certification. From scoping to certification in 90 days.
읽기 Full Guide →ISO 27001:2022 vs 2013: What Changed?
93 controls (down from 114), 4 themes replacing 14 domains, 10 new controls for cloud security and threat intelligence. Transition deadline: October 2025. Complete comparison for organizations migrating to the new standard.
읽기 Comparison →ISO 27001 Certification Costs: Sweden Market Analysis
Detailed cost breakdown for Swedish SMEs: certification body fees (€8,000-€20,000), consultant rates, internal time investment, and ROI calculation. Know exactly what certification will cost before starting implementation.
읽기 Cost Analysis →5 Mistakes to Avoid During ISO 27001 Implementation
Learn from real failures: over-scoping, documentation complexity, skipping risk assessment, weak executive support, and neglecting post-certification maintenance. Avoid costly mistakes that delay certification and waste resources.
읽기 Common Pitfalls →Access & Response
Access Control
Trust no one (including yourself). Zero trust isn't paranoia—it's mathematics. FNORD.
더 읽기 →Incident Response
When (not if) shit hits the fan. Assume breach. Plan survival. Are you paranoid enough to practice your incident response?
더 읽기 →Development & Operations
Development Practices
Open Source Policy
Trust through transparency. Code you can actually read. Proprietary security is security through hope.
더 읽기 →Secure Development
Code without backdoors (on purpose). Every line is a potential vulnerability. Are you paranoid enough to review your dependencies?
더 읽기 →Vulnerability Management
Patch or perish. Known CVEs are inexcusable. Unpatched vulnerabilities are pre-installed backdoors with better PR.
더 읽기 →Security Operations
Threat Modeling
Know thy enemy (they already know you). Your threat model should include nation-states—because theirs includes you. FNORD.
더 읽기 →Monitoring & Logging
If a tree falls and nobody logs it... you'll never know who cut it down or why. Observability or ignorance—choose wisely.
더 읽기 →Infrastructure & Access
Network & Physical Security
Network Security
The perimeter is dead, long live the perimeter. Zero trust networking because trust got us breached. FNORD.
더 읽기 →Physical Security
Locks, guards, and clever social engineering. Your $10K firewall defeated by a $5 lockpick. Are you paranoid enough about physical access?
더 읽기 →Asset Management
You can't protect what you don't know you have. Shadow IT is real and it's already compromised. Question authority. Especially your asset inventory.
더 읽기 →Device & Remote Access
Mobile Device Management
BYOD means Bring Your Own Disaster. Every employee phone is a potential exfiltration device. Nothing is true. Your MDM policy is theater.
더 읽기 →Remote Access
VPNs and the death of the office. The perimeter dissolved during COVID. Are you paranoid enough to audit your VPN logs?
더 읽기 →Business Continuity & Risk
Backup & Recovery
Backup & Recovery
Restore or regret. A backup you haven't tested is Schrödinger's backup—simultaneously working and useless. FNORD.
더 읽기 →Business Continuity
Survive the chaos. When (not if) everything breaks. Are you paranoid enough to have a real BCP?
더 읽기 →Disaster Recovery
Plan B when everything burns. Hope is not a strategy. Untested DR is wishful thinking wrapped in documentation.
더 읽기 →Risk Management
Risk Assessment
Calculating what you can't prevent. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Including honest assessment of your actual risk exposure.
더 읽기 →Risk Register
Living document of what keeps you up at night. If your risk register doesn't mention nation-state actors, you're not paranoid enough. Question authority.
더 읽기 →Change Management
Move fast without breaking (everything). Every change is a potential vulnerability introduction event. Are you tracking your changes or just praying?
더 읽기 →Governance & Compliance
Compliance & Regulatory
Compliance Checklist
Theater vs. reality. Checkbox compliance is security theater's favorite performance. Think for yourself about what compliance actually protects.
더 읽기 →Compliance Frameworks: Evidence-Based Implementation
Checkbox compliance is security theater. Real compliance requires evidence. ISO 27001 (93 controls), NIST CSF 2.0, CIS Controls (153 safeguards), GDPR, NIS2, CRA—documented evidence trails demonstrating continuous compliance vs annual audit theater. Not "we do this" (claim). But "here's proof" (evidence).
더 읽기 →EU Cyber Resilience Act
Brussels regulates your toaster. The bureaucracy expands to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. Question authority. Especially regulatory authority.
더 읽기 →EU CRA Conformity: Mandatory Security by Design
Regulation (EU) 2024/2847 is mandatory cybersecurity for the EU market. €15M penalties, SBOM required, 24-hour vulnerability disclosure, CE marking for software. Five CRA pillars (Secure Design, Vulnerability Management, SBOM Transparency, Security Updates, Monitoring)—all legally mandated. Compliance theater vs real conformity. Are your products ready? Think for yourself, schmuck!
더 읽기 →Security Metrics
Measuring what actually matters. Vanity metrics vs. reality. Are you measuring security or measuring compliance theater? FNORD.
더 읽기 →Data Management & Classification
Data Classification
Five levels of actually giving a damn. Not everything is critical. Not everything is public. Classification based on reality, not paranoia.
더 읽기 →Data Protection
GDPR wants to know your location (ironically). Compliance vs. actual privacy. Question what "protection" really means. FNORD.
더 읽기 →Privacy Policy
Surveillance capitalism meets anarchist data protection. GDPR as weapon against the panopticon. Are you paranoid enough about who's tracking you?
더 읽기 →Governance & Management
Stakeholder Management
Who cares about your security (and why). Spoiler: Most stakeholders care about compliance theater, not actual security. Question their priorities.
더 읽기 →ISMS Strategic Review
Keeping security frameworks relevant. Annual review or cargo cult ritual? Nothing is true. Your ISMS needs constant questioning.
더 읽기 →제3자 관리
공급업체를 신뢰하시나요? (ㅋㅋㅋ). 공급망 공격은 신뢰했던 공급업체에서 시작됩니다. 공급업체를 감사할 만큼 충분히 편집증적인가요?
더 읽기 →공급업체 보안: 공격 표면에 공급업체 포함
SolarWinds, Log4Shell, MOVEit—현대의 침해는 공급망을 통해 발생합니다. 다섯 가지 공급업체 위험 차원이 드러났습니다. 보안은 가장 약한 공급업체만큼만 안전합니다.
더 읽기 →정책 및 교육
수용 가능한 사용 정책
회사 시스템에서 멍청한 짓 하지 마세요. 상식을 정책으로 (상식이 흔하지 않기 때문에). 스스로 생각하세요—단, 회사 WiFi에서는 안 됩니다.
더 읽기 →보안 인식 교육
사람들에게 아무거나 클릭하지 말라고 가르치기. 스포일러: 어차피 클릭합니다. 피싱 교육인가 파블로프식 조건화인가? 연례 비디오의 효과에 의문을 제기하세요.
더 읽기 →신기술
AI 정책
기계에게 비밀을 환각하지 말라고 가르치기 (스포일러: 어차피 합니다). AI가 극적으로 실패하기 때문에 OWASP LLM Top 10. AI에 대해 충분히 편집증적인가요?
더 읽기 →OWASP LLM 보안
AI가 비밀을 환각하지 않도록 훈련시키기. 프롬프트 주입, 모델 중독, 창의적인 AI 실패. 로봇 권위에 의문을 제기하세요. 특히 자신감으로 환각할 때. FNORD.
더 읽기 →클라우드 보안
다른 사람의 컴퓨터. AWS/Azure/GCP에 비밀을 맡기기. 클라우드는 그저 다른 사람의 데이터센터입니다. 공동 책임에 대해 충분히 편집증적인가요?
더 읽기 →이메일 보안
CEO는 iTunes 카드가 필요하지 않습니다. BEC 공격, 피싱, 그리고 인간이 여전히 가장 약한 고리인 이유. 받은편지함의 어떤 것도 진실이 아닙니다. 클릭하기 전에 스스로 생각하세요.
더 읽기 →이 블로그에 대하여
44개의 모든 디스코르디안 블로그 게시물은 급진적인 Illuminatus! 3부작 스타일을 유지합니다: "스스로 생각하고, 권위에 의문을 제기하라", 모든 승인된 표준에서 FNORD 감지, 불편한 보안 진실을 통한 Chapel Perilous 탐색, 보안 극장과 규정 준수 화물 숭배에 대한 Operation Mindfuck, 그리고 도처의 23 FNORD 5 서명. 아무것도 진실이 아닙니다. 모든 것이 허용됩니다. "안전한" 시스템이 감시하려는 사람들에 의해 설계되고 이미 감시하는 사람들에 의해 인증되었다는 불편한 진실을 포함하여. 백도어는 버그가 아닙니다. "합법적 접근"이라고 부르는 기능입니다.
충분히 편집증적인가요? 우리는 그렇습니다—체계적으로, 방법론적으로, 증거와 문서로. 곳곳에 숨겨진 지혜가 있는 ISMS-PUBLIC 정책의 완전한 범위. 각 게시물은 공개 ISMS 저장소의 해당 정책 문서에 직접 링크되어 보안 운영의 급진적 투명성을 보여줍니다. 보안이 공개 조사를 견딜 수 없다면 보안이 없는 것입니다—침해가 발생할 때 증발하는 NDA와 공급업체 약속에 싸인 희망 사항이 있을 뿐입니다.
All hail Eris! All hail Discordia! 🍎
메타-조명: 이것이 편집증적으로 들린다면, Snowden, PRISM, Crypto AG 또는 지난 50년간 문서화된 감시 프로그램에 주의를 기울이지 않는 것입니다. 이것이 합리적으로 들린다면, 이미 Chapel Perilous에 너무 깊이 들어간 것입니다. 유일한 승리 수는 투명성입니다—이미 공개된 것을 그들이 포섭할 수 없기 때문입니다. 문이 없는 것에 백도어를 만들 수 없습니다. 스스로 생각하세요. 모든 것에 의문을 제기하세요—특히 이것에.