Blog de Seguridad

🔐 Blog de Seguridad de Hack23

Bienvenido al Blog de Seguridad de Hack23 — donde exponemos las mentiras cómodas del complejo industrial de seguridad a través de la transparencia radical. ¡Piensa por ti mismo! Cuestiona la autoridad. Especialmente las autoridades de seguridad que se benefician de tu miedo mientras instalan las mismas puertas traseras de las que afirman protegerte.

Nada es verdad. Todo está permitido. Incluyendo el examen honesto del teatro de seguridad, estados de vigilancia y las puertas traseras en tu "cifrado de grado militar" (aprobado por las mismas agencias que ejecutan PRISM).

Explora 65 publicaciones de blog que eliminan la palabrería de marketing para revelar lo que realmente importa—desde Convergencia Automatizada a través de Agentes IA hasta la implementación de la Tríada CIA, OWASP LLM Top 10 hasta la Ley de Resiliencia Cibernética de la UE, capacidades de vigilancia de estados nacionales hasta operaciones de inteligencia OSINT políticas que exponen la responsabilidad democrática a través del análisis conductual.

Además de las 13 Crónicas de Arquitectura de Simon Moon y las Operaciones de Inteligencia y Desarrollo de Negocios de Hagbard Celine revelando geometría sagrada en código, arquitecturas de cinco patrones, la Ley de los Cincos, verdad numerológica en el diseño de sistemas e Intelligence-as-a-Service para la cobertura mediática de las elecciones suecas de 2026. Todo a través de la lente discordiana que cuestiona todo—especialmente las cosas que "todo el mundo sabe" que son verdad. FNORD.

¿Ya eres lo suficientemente paranoico? Bien. Estás empezando a prestar atención. La mayoría de las empresas ocultan sus políticas de seguridad porque la transparencia expondría lo mala que es realmente su seguridad—rituales de cumplimiento de culto cargo y teatro costoso que finge ser protección. Nosotros publicamos las nuestras en GitHub. Todas las 54 publicaciones y políticas. Cada marco. Cada evaluación de riesgos. Cada patrón arquitectónico. Cada metodología de operación de inteligencia. La seguridad a través de la transparencia supera a la seguridad a través de la esperanza, la oración y cruzar los dedos para que nadie note que estás funcionando con cinta adhesiva y promesas de proveedores.

🗳️ Swedish Election 2026: Intelligence-as-a-Service

Live Political Intelligence for Media Organizations — Systematic monitoring of 349 MPs, 45 behavioral risk rules, coalition prediction modeling, and real-time fact-checking infrastructure for riksdagsvalet 2026. Think for yourself. Question authority. Trust the data.

🗳️ Swedish Election 2026 Intelligence Platform

Comprehensive election intelligence infrastructure for riksdagsvalet 2026. 349 MPs monitored in real-time, coalition formation predictions (4 scenarios), automated fact-checking, and systematic transparency through 45 behavioral risk rules. Current Tidö coalition (176/349 seats) stability analysis with 3-seat margin tracking. Pilot program for 5 Swedish + 10 global media organizations. Democracy deserves systematic accountability, not anecdotal journalism. FNORD.

Explore Election 2026 Platform → Utforska Val 2026-plattformen →

📰 Intelligence-as-a-Service for News Organizations

Three targeted blog posts for different media segments: Swedish mainstream media (SVT, DN, SvD - €5K/mo pilot), global news outlets (The Economist, FT, Reuters - €10K/mo Enterprise), and alternative media (Fria Tider, ETC, Arbetaren - €1K/mo discounted). Complete business case with ROI calculations (350% for Reuters), pricing tiers, technical integration, and Swedish election 2026 as live proof-of-concept. Automated monitoring beats access journalism. Predictive analytics beats reactive reporting.

Swedish Media Strategy → Global News Business Case → Alternative Media + Discordian Futures →

Election 2026 Timeline: Pilot program applications open now • April 2026: Pilot begins • September 2026: Riksdagsvalet live coverage • Post-election: Coalition formation analysis • Systematic intelligence for democratic accountability. 23 FNORD 5 🍎

🍎 Manifiesto Central & Filosofía

"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Think for yourself, schmuck!" — Hassan-i Sabbah (before the Illuminati twisted his words)

Welcome to Chapel Perilous. You can't unsee what you're about to read. The comfortable illusions of "best practices" and "approved standards" dissolve here like Dual_EC_DRBG's credibility post-Snowden. Are you paranoid enough to question why the same organizations that run PRISM tell you which encryption is "safe"? Why the NSA designs your crypto standards? Why "military-grade" means "designed by the military"? You should be. FNORD. See it now? It's everywhere once you know to look.

Everything You Know About Security Is a Lie

Nation-state capabilities you're not supposed to know about, approved crypto paradox (who approves it?), Chapel Perilous initiation through uncomfortable truths. FNORD. It's in every "secure" standard. Can you see it yet?

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The Security-Industrial Complex

How fear became a business model and "best practices" became vendor lock-in. Question everything. Especially vendors selling paranoia while their products ship with CVEs older than your career. Follow the money—it leads to expensive mediocrity.

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Question Authority: Crypto Approved By Spies

Dual_EC_DRBG, Crypto AG, and why government approval should make you suspicious, not comfortable. Are you paranoid enough? The NSA designed Dual_EC with a backdoor, got it standardized, everyone used it for 7 years. Then they standardized more algorithms. And you trust them again? Fool me once...

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Think For Yourself: Classification

Classification beyond compliance theater—five levels of actually giving a damn. Not everything is critical. Not everything is public. Most classification frameworks: security theater pretending to be decision-making. Ours: evidence-based resource allocation. Know the difference.

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⭐ Crónicas de Arquitectura de Simon Moon: Geometría Sagrada en Código

"The Pentagon as a geometric figure suggests five sides, five elements, five senses... Everything happens in fives." — Simon Moon

System Architect extraordinaire. Numerologist. Philosopher-engineer. Pattern recognition expert. Simon Moon reveals the hidden structures in Hack23's three major products through the Law of Fives and sacred geometry. Architecture that balances cosmic patterns with practical implementation.

🏛️ Citizen Intelligence Agency Chronicles

Core Architecture & Security

🏛️ CIA Architecture: The Five Pentacles

When democracies hide in darkness, transparency becomes revolution. Five container types crystallized from the parliamentary domain itself. Architecture that mirrors political reality—power flows documented in code. The CIA exists in five layers naturally, not by design.

Leer análisis de arquitectura →

🔐 CIA Security: Defense Through Transparency

The transparency paradox solved: security through mathematical proof, not mystical obscurity. Five defensive layers. OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10. Zero critical vulnerabilities across 5 years. Not promises—evidence. When attackers can read every defense, make defenses unbreakable.

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🛡️ CIA Future Security: The Pentagon of Tomorrow

The future crystallizes from patterns already present. Post-quantum cryptography before quantum computers threaten. AI-augmented detection before AI attacks dominate. Six security pillars preparing for threats conventional security pretends won't emerge. Pattern recognition becomes defensive reality.

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Operations & Financial Strategy

💰 CIA Financial Strategy: $24.70/Day Democracy

Democracy costs $24.70/day when architecture channels cosmic financial patterns through AWS optimization. Five security services, golden ratio resource allocation, SWOT analysis revealing strategic truth. Cost constraints forcing architectural excellence—every dollar justified. Financial sacred geometry through cloud infrastructure.

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🔄 CIA Workflows: Five-Stage CI/CD & State Machines

Five GitHub Actions workflows orchestrating DevSecOps automation. Data processing through five state transitions. Security scanning gates preventing vulnerabilities. Manual processes are technical debt. Continuous integration meets state machine democracy. Automation liberating humans from repetitive tasks.

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🧠 CIA Mindmaps: Conceptual Sacred Geometry

Hierarchical thinking revealing natural organizational patterns: 4 current domains (Political Data, Metrics, Tools, Management) expanding into 5 future dimensions (AI Analytics, Visualization, Integration, Modernization, UX). Seven ML models organizing AI enhancement (5+2 sacred numerology). Mindmaps showing what systems do, architecture diagrams showing how they're built.

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Intelligence & OSINT

🕵️ CIA OSINT Intelligence: 45 Rules for Watching the Watchers

Hagbard Celine exposes the intelligence framework behind Citizen Intelligence Agency: 45 behavioral risk rules across four operational domains, five analytical frameworks (Temporal, Comparative, Pattern, Predictive, Network), and democratic process abuse analysis. Political surveillance as radical transparency. OSINT methodology inverting the panopticon—citizens watching representatives systematically. Intelligence-as-a-Service for democratic accountability. Are you paranoid enough to want systematic monitoring of 350 politicians claiming to represent you? FNORD.

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📺 CIA Value Proposition for Swedish Media: Election 2026

Hagbard Celine's business development strategy targeting Swedish mainstream media (SVT, DN, SvD, Aftonbladet, Expressen) for riksdagsvalet 2026 coverage. 349 MPs monitored, 45 risk rules, coalition predictions. Intelligence-as-a-Service pilot program for Swedish newsrooms: €5,000/month (50% discount), 6-month evaluation, election night live dashboard. Systematic data beats anecdotal narratives. Tänk själv, ifrågasätt auktoriteter! Business model: Nordic €46M addressable market, Year 3 €8.5M ARR target. FNORD.

Leer estrategia de medios → Läs på Svenska →

📰 CIA Business Case for Global News Outlets

How The Economist, Financial Times, Reuters, Bloomberg, and AP can leverage CIA's 45 behavioral risk rules for systematic political intelligence and data journalism at scale. Swedish election 2026 proof-of-concept. Five analytical frameworks, €120K/year Enterprise tier, 10-organization pilot program. Intelligence-as-a-Service for democracy. Think for yourself. Question authority. Trust the data. Automated monitoring beats access journalism. Predictive analytics beats reactive reporting. €10K/month API beats €252K/year traditional political desk. Join the intelligence revolution. FNORD.

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🍎 CIA for Alternative Media: Discordian Election 2026 Futures

Full Discordian manifesto targeting Swedish alternative media (Fria Tider, Nya Dagbladet, ETC, Arbetaren) for riksdagsvalet 2026. Chapel Perilous initiation through systematic data. Think for yourself, question authority via algorithmic accountability. FNORD detection in mainstream narratives. Law of Fives (23/5). Futuristic 2026-2030 projections: AI-augmented chaos, sentiment analysis, corruption detection ML. 5 pilot slots: €1,000/month (60% discount), 6 months. Alternative media intelligence revolution. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. All hail Eris! 23 FNORD 5 🍎

Entrar en Chapel Perilous →

⚖️ CIA Compliance Manager Chronicles

⚖️ Compliance Manager: CIA Triad Meets Sacred Geometry

Security isn't binary—it's capability maturation measured in levels. Three principles × four maturity levels = twelve progression points. Pretending you're at Basic maturity while facing Advanced threats = self-deception ending in breach. Evidence-based progression, not checkbox compliance theater.

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🛡️ Compliance Security: STRIDE Through Five Dimensions

Six STRIDE categories compress into five defensive requirements—the universe revealing optimal structure through constraint. Client-side architecture eliminating entire attack classes. Zero server vulnerabilities because zero server. Pattern recognition enabling defensive efficiency over exhaustive categorization.

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🔮 Compliance Future: Context-Aware Security & Adaptive Defense

Future architecture transcending static assessment: five architectural changes (Context Framework, ML Enhancement, Integration, Continuous Monitoring). Security recommendations adapting to organizational reality—industry, size, data sensitivity, AI usage, maturity. From annual checkbox compliance to continuous intelligence.

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🥋 Black Trigram Chronicles

🥋 Black Trigram Architecture: Five Fighters, Sacred Geometry

Five fighter archetypes discovered, not invented—embedded in the combat domain itself. Cultural authenticity meeting mechanical depth. Zero backend, zero installation, zero platform lock-in. Fighting games historically gatekept—we chose universal access instead.

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⚔️ Black Trigram Combat: 70 Vital Points & Physics of Respect

Traditional Korean martial arts map 70 vital points—not mysticism but biomechanics where physics, anatomy, and centuries converge. Five collision systems. Damage calculation through anatomical precision. Technology serving culture, never exploiting it. Respect demands accuracy.

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🥽 Black Trigram Future: VR Martial Arts & Immersive Combat

Five-year evolution from 2D fighter to VR martial arts training platform. Year 1: Training Mode. Year 2: Weapon Combat (5×5=25 styles). Year 3: Environmental Interaction. Year 4: ML AI. Year 5: Motion Control VR. Korean martial arts preservation through immersive technology. The Pentagon of Future Combat.

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"The map is not the territory, but a well-made map reveals the hidden patterns of the territory. Architecture is the art of seeing what's already there in the chaos." — Simon Moon

🔍 Análisis de Código de George Dorn: Inmersiones Profundas en Repositorios

"I cloned the repositories. I analyzed the actual code. Here's what's actually there." — George Dorn

Separate Technical Blog Entries: George Dorn analyzed each Hack23 product repository by cloning, examining code structure, counting files, reviewing dependencies, and verifying documentation. Based on real repository inspection, not assumptions.

🏛️ CIA Code Analysis

Repository: Hack23/cia

Stack: Java 17, Spring Boot, PostgreSQL, Vaadin

Metrics: 49 Maven modules, 1,372 Java files, 60+ DB tables

Analysis: Examined Maven POMs, counted source files, reviewed ARCHITECTURE.md (32KB), DATA_MODEL.md (27KB), verified OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10

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🥋 Black Trigram Code Analysis

Repository: Hack23/blacktrigram

Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, PixiJS 8, Vite 7

Metrics: 132 TypeScript files, 70 vital points system, 5 fighter archetypes

Analysis: Examined package.json dependencies, explored src/ structure, verified combat system implementation, reviewed AI integrations

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🔐 Compliance Manager Code Analysis

Repository: Hack23/cia-compliance-manager

Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, IndexedDB, Zero Backend

Metrics: 220 TypeScript files, 4 runtime dependencies, 95% attack surface eliminated

Analysis: Verified client-side-only architecture, examined framework mappings (35KB control-mapping.md), confirmed $0/month hosting

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Methodology: Each analysis based on actual cloned repository—not documentation or assumptions. George cloned repos to /tmp/, examined source code, counted files, reviewed package.json/pom.xml, verified documentation, and reported real findings.

Code doesn't lie. Documentation might be outdated. Marketing definitely exaggerates. But git clone + find . -name "*.java" | wc -l = verifiable truth.

💻 Crónicas de Desarrollador de George Dorn: Hacer que la Geometría Sagrada Compile

"Code is reality made computational. If it doesn't work, nothing else matters." — George Dorn

The Reluctant Hero Speaks: While Simon Moon architects cosmic patterns and Hagbard demands revolutionary transparency, someone has to make the code actually work. That someone is George Dorn—developer, panic-driven engineer, Easter egg hider, and reluctant hero who wrestles elegant designs into messy reality.

Developer's Reality Check: George's technical commentaries reveal what building Hack23 products actually looks like—the panic moments, the breakthroughs, the 23rd debugging attempt that finally succeeds, and the hidden synchronicities in commit counts, build times, and retry logic. Think for yourself about what "best practices" really mean when implementing Simon's five-layer architectures in production.

🏛️ CIA Implementation Reality: Java Spring Boot vs. Parliamentary Chaos

The Stack: Java 17, Spring Boot 3.x, PostgreSQL, 60,000+ lines across 23 Maven modules. 2,347 commits over 5 years. 91 tables fighting riksdag API format changes. OpenSSF Scorecard 7.2/10. George's commentary in CIA Architecture blog reveals the panic moments: riksdag API breaking integration tests, production database hitting 50GB, dependency vulnerabilities requiring all-night fixes.

Easter Eggs: Argon2 password hashing with 23 iterations. Session timeout: 23 minutes. Database migration 023 added five core analytical views. Error messages containing FNORD references. Security with subversive wit.

Leer la realidad de implementación CIA de George →

🥋 Black Trigram Combat Code: TypeScript vs. Martial Arts Physics

The Stack: TypeScript 5.9, React 19, PixiJS 8, Vite 7. Pure web stack simulating 70 vital points at 60fps. 23,000+ lines across 150+ modules. 1,247 commits over 2 years. George's commentary reveals collision detection nightmares: hitboxes not registering by 0.01 units, particle effects memory leaks, iOS Safari performance 10× worse than Chrome.

Easter Eggs: Land exactly 23 hits → victory screen shows "FNORD". Konami code unlocks "Hagbard Mode" (chaos combat). Health at 23% → UI pulses urgently. Combat feel through hidden wisdom.

Leer George's Combat System Implementation →

🔐 Compliance Manager Reality: Client-Side Security Architecture

The Stack: TypeScript 5.3, React 19, IndexedDB. Zero backend = zero server vulnerabilities. 18,000+ lines across 120+ modules. 1,423 commits over 2 years. Assessment engine running entirely in browser. George's implementation wisdom: client-side architecture eliminating 95% of attack surface. No SQL injection (no SQL). No SSRF (no server). No RCE (no execution environment). Defense through architecture simplification.

Easter Eggs: Maturity score at 23% shows golden apple (🍎). Complete all 15 controls → 23-particle confetti. Export on 23rd of month → filename appended "-synchronicity". Compliance automation with hidden wisdom.

Leer la implementación del lado del cliente de George →

Developer's Wisdom: George's commentaries teach what documentation rarely reveals—the gap between elegant architecture and working code. The five stages of development (Denial → Panic → Research → Insight → Completion). The synchronicities appearing in version numbers and commit counts. The Easter eggs hidden for the observant. Code that works AND delights = consciousness expansion through software engineering.

Key Lessons from George:

  • Tests save panic. 570+ tests = safety net when refactoring. Tests are documentation that executes.
  • Simon's five layers work. Initially skeptical. Separation of concerns enables independent evolution. Cosmic patterns = accidentally good engineering.
  • Political/cultural data is chaos incarnate. Domain models must embrace chaos—temporal validity everywhere, audit history on everything, paranoia-level null checks.
  • Easter eggs matter. Code can be functional AND delightful. Hidden 23s and 5s throughout. Future developers discovering these = consciousness expansion through code archaeology.
  • Documentation is love letter to future-self. Six months later, confused-future-you needs explanations. Write for yourself, not stakeholders.
  • Panic is the beginning of every solution. All production issues fixed after 23rd debugging attempt (or so it feels). Persistence beats perfection.

META-DEVELOPMENT: Simon architects patterns. Hagbard demands revolution. George makes it compile, deploy, and survive production chaos—while hiding FNORD in error messages. The troika of vision, philosophy, and implementation. Question authority. Test everything. Trust verification. Hide Easter eggs. All hail Eris!

George Dorn, Developer / Panic-Driven Engineer / Easter Egg Hider
Hack23 AB

"It works! I don't know why, but it works!" — after the 23rd refactoring

💻 FNORD 🖥️

Foundation Policies

Core Security Framework

Information Security Strategy

Our ISMS IS our business model. Six strategic pillars transforming ISMS from overhead to competitive moat through radical transparency, network effects, and first-mover advantage. Published on GitHub because our security actually works.

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Information Security Policy

The foundation of radical transparency. Security through obscurity is incompetence with a nicer name.

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ISMS Transparency Plan

Security through radical openness. 70% public, 30% redacted. What are your competitors hiding?

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Why Our ISMS is Public: Transparency as Competitive Advantage

Sweden's only cybersecurity consultancy with fully public ISMS. 30+ policies on GitHub demonstrating expertise through evidence, not claims. Trust through verification beats vendor promises. Always. Are you paranoid enough to compete on verifiable execution? FNORD.

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ISO 27001 Implementation: Complete Guide for Swedish Companies

3,500+ word comprehensive guide: 90-day implementation roadmap, cost analysis (€25,000-€50,000), SWEDAC certification bodies, and real-world lessons. Everything Swedish SMEs need for ISO 27001 certification. From scoping to certification in 90 days.

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ISO 27001:2022 vs 2013: What Changed?

93 controls (down from 114), 4 themes replacing 14 domains, 10 new controls for cloud security and threat intelligence. Transition deadline: October 2025. Complete comparison for organizations migrating to the new standard.

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ISO 27001 Certification Costs: Sweden Market Analysis

Detailed cost breakdown for Swedish SMEs: certification body fees (€8,000-€20,000), consultant rates, internal time investment, and ROI calculation. Know exactly what certification will cost before starting implementation.

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5 Mistakes to Avoid During ISO 27001 Implementation

Learn from real failures: over-scoping, documentation complexity, skipping risk assessment, weak executive support, and neglecting post-certification maintenance. Avoid costly mistakes that delay certification and waste resources.

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Access & Response

Access Control

Trust no one (including yourself). Zero trust isn't paranoia—it's mathematics. FNORD.

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Incident Response

When (not if) shit hits the fan. Assume breach. Plan survival. Are you paranoid enough to practice your incident response?

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Development & Operations

Development Practices

Open Source Policy

Trust through transparency. Code you can actually read. Proprietary security is security through hope.

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Secure Development

Code without backdoors (on purpose). Every line is a potential vulnerability. Are you paranoid enough to review your dependencies?

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Vulnerability Management

Patch or perish. Known CVEs are inexcusable. Unpatched vulnerabilities are pre-installed backdoors with better PR.

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Security Operations

Threat Modeling

Know thy enemy (they already know you). Your threat model should include nation-states—because theirs includes you. FNORD.

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Monitoring & Logging

If a tree falls and nobody logs it... you'll never know who cut it down or why. Observability or ignorance—choose wisely.

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Infrastructure & Access

Network & Physical Security

Network Security

The perimeter is dead, long live the perimeter. Zero trust networking because trust got us breached. FNORD.

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Physical Security

Locks, guards, and clever social engineering. Your $10K firewall defeated by a $5 lockpick. Are you paranoid enough about physical access?

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Asset Management

You can't protect what you don't know you have. Shadow IT is real and it's already compromised. Question authority. Especially your asset inventory.

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Device & Remote Access

Mobile Device Management

BYOD means Bring Your Own Disaster. Every employee phone is a potential exfiltration device. Nothing is true. Your MDM policy is theater.

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Remote Access

VPNs and the death of the office. The perimeter dissolved during COVID. Are you paranoid enough to audit your VPN logs?

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Business Continuity & Risk

Backup & Recovery

Backup & Recovery

Restore or regret. A backup you haven't tested is Schrödinger's backup—simultaneously working and useless. FNORD.

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Business Continuity

Survive the chaos. When (not if) everything breaks. Are you paranoid enough to have a real BCP?

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Disaster Recovery

Plan B when everything burns. Hope is not a strategy. Untested DR is wishful thinking wrapped in documentation.

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Risk Management

Risk Assessment

Calculating what you can't prevent. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Including honest assessment of your actual risk exposure.

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Risk Register

Living document of what keeps you up at night. If your risk register doesn't mention nation-state actors, you're not paranoid enough. Question authority.

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Change Management

Move fast without breaking (everything). Every change is a potential vulnerability introduction event. Are you tracking your changes or just praying?

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Governance & Compliance

Compliance & Regulatory

Compliance Checklist

Theater vs. reality. Checkbox compliance is security theater's favorite performance. Think for yourself about what compliance actually protects.

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Compliance Frameworks: Evidence-Based Implementation

Checkbox compliance is security theater. Real compliance requires evidence. ISO 27001 (93 controls), NIST CSF 2.0, CIS Controls (153 safeguards), GDPR, NIS2, CRA—documented evidence trails demonstrating continuous compliance vs annual audit theater. Not "we do this" (claim). But "here's proof" (evidence).

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EU Cyber Resilience Act

Brussels regulates your toaster. The bureaucracy expands to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. Question authority. Especially regulatory authority.

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EU CRA Conformity: Mandatory Security by Design

Regulation (EU) 2024/2847 is mandatory cybersecurity for the EU market. €15M penalties, SBOM required, 24-hour vulnerability disclosure, CE marking for software. Five CRA pillars (Secure Design, Vulnerability Management, SBOM Transparency, Security Updates, Monitoring)—all legally mandated. Compliance theater vs real conformity. Are your products ready? Think for yourself, schmuck!

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Security Metrics

Measuring what actually matters. Vanity metrics vs. reality. Are you measuring security or measuring compliance theater? FNORD.

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Data Management & Classification

Data Classification

Five levels of actually giving a damn. Not everything is critical. Not everything is public. Classification based on reality, not paranoia.

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Data Protection

GDPR wants to know your location (ironically). Compliance vs. actual privacy. Question what "protection" really means. FNORD.

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Privacy Policy

Surveillance capitalism meets anarchist data protection. GDPR as weapon against the panopticon. Are you paranoid enough about who's tracking you?

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Governance & Management

Stakeholder Management

Who cares about your security (and why). Spoiler: Most stakeholders care about compliance theater, not actual security. Question their priorities.

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ISMS Strategic Review

Keeping security frameworks relevant. Annual review or cargo cult ritual? Nothing is true. Your ISMS needs constant questioning.

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Gestión de Terceros

¿Confías en tus proveedores? (LOL). Los ataques a la cadena de suministro comienzan con proveedores en los que confiabas. ¿Eres lo suficientemente paranoico para auditar a tus proveedores?

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Seguridad de Proveedores: Tu Superficie de Ataque Incluye a Tus Proveedores

SolarWinds, Log4Shell, MOVEit—las brechas modernas llegan a través de la cadena de suministro. Cinco dimensiones de riesgo de proveedores reveladas. Tu seguridad es tan buena como tu proveedor más débil.

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Políticas y Capacitación

Política de Uso Aceptable

No hagas estupideces en los sistemas de la empresa. Sentido común como política (porque el sentido común no es común). Piensa por ti mismo—pero no en el WiFi de la empresa.

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Capacitación en Concienciación de Seguridad

Enseñar a los humanos a no hacer clic en porquerías. Spoiler: Harán clic de todos modos. ¿Entrenamiento de phishing o condicionamiento Pavloviano? Cuestiona la efectividad de los videos anuales.

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Tecnologías Emergentes

Política de IA

Enseñar a las máquinas a no alucinar secretos (Spoiler: Lo harán de todos modos). OWASP LLM Top 10 porque la IA falla espectacularmente. ¿Eres lo suficientemente paranoico sobre tu IA?

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Seguridad OWASP LLM

Entrenar la IA para que no alucinete tus secretos. Inyección de prompt, envenenamiento de modelos y fallos creativos de IA. Cuestiona la autoridad robótica. Especialmente cuando alucina con CONFIANZA. FNORD.

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Seguridad en la Nube

La computadora de alguien más. Confiar en AWS/Azure/GCP con tus secretos. La nube es solo el centro de datos de alguien más. ¿Eres lo suficientemente paranoico sobre la responsabilidad compartida?

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Seguridad de Correo Electrónico

Tu CEO no necesita tarjetas de iTunes. Ataques BEC, phishing y por qué los humanos siguen siendo el eslabón más débil. Nada es verdad en tu bandeja de entrada. Piensa por ti mismo antes de hacer clic.

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Acerca de Este Blog

Las 44 publicaciones discordianas mantienen el estilo radical de la trilogía Illuminatus!: "Piensa por ti mismo, cuestiona la autoridad", detección de FNORD en cada estándar aprobado, navegación de Chapel Perilous a través de verdades incómodas de seguridad, Operación Mindfuck contra el teatro de seguridad y cultos cargo de cumplimiento, y firmas 23 FNORD 5 en todas partes. Nada es verdad. Todo está permitido. Incluyendo la verdad incómoda de que tus sistemas "seguros" probablemente fueron diseñados por las personas que quieren monitorearlos—y certificados por las personas que ya los monitorean. La puerta trasera no es un bug. Es una característica que llaman "acceso legal".

¿Eres lo suficientemente paranoico? Nosotros lo somos—sistemáticamente, metódicamente, con evidencia y documentación. Cobertura completa de políticas de ISMS-PUBLIC con sabiduría oculta en todas partes. Cada publicación enlaza directamente con la documentación de políticas correspondiente en nuestro repositorio ISMS público, demostrando transparencia radical en operaciones de seguridad. Porque si tu seguridad no puede sobrevivir al escrutinio público, no tienes seguridad—tienes pensamiento mágico envuelto en NDAs y promesas de proveedores que se evaporan cuando ocurre la brecha.

All hail Eris! All hail Discordia! 🍎

META-ILUMINACIÓN: Si esto suena paranoico, no estás prestando atención a Snowden, PRISM, Crypto AG o los últimos 50 años de programas de vigilancia documentados. Si esto suena razonable, ya estás demasiado profundo en Chapel Perilous. La única jugada ganadora es la transparencia—porque no pueden cooptar lo que ya es público. No pueden poner una puerta trasera en lo que no tiene puertas. Piensa por ti mismo. Cuestiona todo—especialmente esto.